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Sixteen year old, Miley Cyrus, gets a lot of flack for dating her 20 year old boyfriend, Justin Gatson; But Miley really likes older guys!

Miley revealed that “George Clooney” is her celebrity crush. At 48 Clooney isn’t just old enough to be her father – but her grandfather!

What a couple they would make? ‘Ocean’s 16 – year old!’

‘Miley Clooney’,  – that has to be the most awful pairing of names ever!

So will they hook-up? Who knows, but George is a playboy,  likes young woman, and Miley has made some bad decision – like this creepy image!

Miley Cyrus likes to bite the hand that feeds her! Cyrus, the tween Queen of the Disney Channel, is calling Walt Disney’s beloved 1951 film Alice in Wonderland “perverted“.

Miley told Teen Vogue,

“It’s such a perverted movie. It’s all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online.”

Miley should no better than to believe everything that’s posted online! Alice never uses Ecstasy in Wonderland, if anything Alice is dabbling in LSD!

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 Miley Cyrus has started another celebrity feud. No, this time its not with Selena Gomez, a Jonas Brother, or anyone else in the tween circuit. Miley’s latest target are Rock experimentalists Radiohead.

After the band allegedly snubbed her at the Grammy Awards, Miley took to the airwaves to talk about her once “favorite” band.

“I left ’cause I was so upset. I wasn’t going to watch. Stinkin’ Radiohead! I’m gonna ruin them, I’m going to tell everyone.”

The only way Miley could ruin Radiohead, is to swap CDs with them! Imagine opening a Radiohead CD case and finding a Miley Cyrus album!

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Miley Cyrus is about to crush her fathers achy breaky heart? The Hanna Montana star wants to be adopted by another family. Miley is fascinated by the Jolie-Pitts and Angelina in particular. Says Miley,

“She’s beautiful…she could, like, adopt me!”

I can’t blame her. Being a Jolie-Pitt is recession proof! They country hop and purchase chateaus and homes like there going out of style.

Unfortunately I don’t think Miley or myself are ethnic enough to be adopted into the Brangelina bunch? Oh well, I still hope to become the fourth Jonas brother.

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Unless you want to get ripped off, you may want to avoid Disneyland October 5th. That’s the day Miley Cyrus is holding her ‘Sweet-16′ birthday party at the park. Tickets for the general public hoping to go to Disneyland on Miley’s big day can gain admission for $250 dollars. Isn’t that ticket scalping?

Of course, the money is going to charity.

Listening to Miley gush about her Sweet 16, makes me wonder if she has ever been to Disneyland? Miley told ETonline, “I love roller coasters, so this is the ultimate birthday!”

Someone’s confusing Disneyland with Magic Mountian? Disney’s only real roller coaster is at Disney’s California Adventure . The closest thing to a coaster at Disneyland is Space Mountain.

I hope the tween-queen doesn’t get the urge to take any scantaly-clad pictures of herself while at the Magic Kingdom. Leave the wild-rides to Mr Toad!

And never ride Pirates of the Caribbean alone. The ‘buddy-system’ should be mandatory on ‘Pirates’; Mario Lopez is know to frequent that ride.

More racy pics of Miley Cyrus have hit the net. This time Miley is in a shower wearing a wet T-shirt. The photos were allegedly hacked from her iPhone. Why anyone would want to look at Mileys premature body is beyond me? That’s about as exciting as was watching Mini-Me’s sex-tape!

On Monday Miley re-emphasised her commitment to stay a virgin until she is married and flashed her “purity ring”, just like the rings the Jonas Brothers wear. All this talk about staying chaste is eerily similar to another young pop star???

Then she pulled a 180 and said she wants to make ” a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City.” Just what every young tween wants to watch, ‘Necking and the Small Town’; Coming soon to TBS

She reall has gone WILD!

“Whatever you say Annie Leibovitz.”

Miley Cyrus may record a duet with John Travolta reports E! News. After the outrage from the Vanity Fair pictures, I’m not so sure this is the best career move for Miley. A duet between the Disney star and the long-time actor sounds about as successful as box-office bomb ‘Battlefield Earth’.

With John’s new facial hair, it looks like they might cover a ‘Village People’ song? Miley’s a country girl at heart, maybe John has some Urban Cowboy left in him; or better yet a little night fever!

Just as I fortold last month, Miley Cyrus is turning into Britney Spears 2.0. And I’m not talking about pop-princess Britney,… I’m talking about ‘annulled-marriage-lose-your-mind’ Brit! Not only did risque pictures of the underage Disney Channel star “surface” last week (via her own Myspace page), now Miley is in the latest issue of Vanity Fair, appearing to be naked, with only a sheet covering her. For a 15 year old, who’s fans are 12; that’s a bad publicity move!

Miley’s now trying to distance herself from the pictures, and apparently did not realize that she was nearly naked for the VF shoot. She told People “For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

Explaining the revealing pics she put on her Myspace, “The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots . . . I never intended for any of this to happen and I am truly sorry if I have disappointed anyone.”
Guess she didn’t know that anyone can view her Myspace, y’all.

If she keeps making foolish moves at this rate,.. I see this in her future!

A shaved-head -check! , a drug problem -check!, becoming a Porn-star, named ‘Hannah Montana’ – priceless!

The paparazzi popularity crown has moved on from Britney Spears and is now focused on Miley Cyrus. Britney’s crazy antics, endless driving, and missing underwear are nowhere to be seen since Poppa Spears has been in charge; making Britney less desirable to the paparazzi. Rush and Molloy reports that “less than half a dozen” photogs were following Britney recently, while “30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus.” Brit and Miley already have a few things in common: A love of iced Coffee’s, both originally from the south, started on the Disney Channel, and love the paparazzi attention. It Starts!

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