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Octomom Nadya Suleman Does Not Need a Tummy Tuck

by on May 14, 2009, 3 comments

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Fishy talk has been coming out of the collagen enhanced lips of Octomom, Nadya Suleman. Nadya insists that she will  never have a tummy tuck because she doesn’t need it.

Suleman told RadarOnline, “I’m actually shocked myself at my own body … my goal is to do things as naturally as possible.”

Yeah, getting injected with a litter of kids is completely organic!

Nadya goes on to talk about her amazing elastic-like stomach,

“My friends nicknamed me ‘Rubberband‘ because after every [child] I had, I was back to a size 2 in a month. Now, it’s three months, and I’m not a 2 yet. I’m a 5 or 6, but I’ll get there. I like to be small because I have extraordinary energy.”

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Octomom Gets Inked

by on April 28, 2009, 3 comments

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Octomom, Nadya Suleman, got some fresh ink in honor of her large brood. The new tattoo is an angel dropping 14 stars - one for each mistake; I mean, miracle!

This is Suleman’s eighth tattoo. She loves getting stuff injected into her! The other seven are hidden – probably one under each tentacle?

You can watch Nadya get her tattoo at Radar online. In the video Nadya claims to have no idea what ‘Twilight‘ is and has never heard of ‘Twitter’? Once again proving my point that she has more ink in her brain than on her body!

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Nadya Suleman Vs Gloria Allred

by on March 26, 2009, 2 comments

The media circus that is OctoMom Nadya Suleman’s life, got crazier with the firing of Angels in Waiting the free Nannie service and the dismissal of lawyer Gloria Allred.

Nadya thought Gloria was too much up in her business and called the cops to get her out of her house. Gloria for her part feels the Octuplets are in danger and said that Nadya only feeds, holds, or is around the babies “when cameras are rolling.”

This is such a tough situation because Nadya is clearly crazy, but Gloria Allred is also nuts. Allred’s the chick who filled a lawsuit against the Sav-On drugstore chain for having both a boys and girls toy section. Yeah, she’s that crazy! Gloria also pounces on any high profile case she can find.

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Nadya Suleman Fires Free Nannies!

by on March 24, 2009, 0 comments

With eight arms, OctoMom Nadya Suleman, doesn’t see the need for a helping hand from Angels in Waiting, the free 24/7 childcare service that was going to help Nadya with her large brood.

Actually, Suleman fired the non-profit organization so she could hire her own nannies. Geez Nadya, don’t look a gift cephalopod in the mouth! Why buy the squid when you can get the ink for free?

This is further proof that Nadya is going to squander whatever money she receives from her 15 minutes of fame. Her kids are lucky if she can afford to send them to community college.

Members of Angels in Waiting are scheduled to appear on Dr Phil today. Suleman is worried that the organization is going to bash her. But, Nadya need not worry. She is already in bed with Dr. Phil!

As long as Phil McGraw gets his hands on a exclusive, Nadya Suleman can swim all over him!

I Found a Man for Octomom Nadya Suleman!

by on March 12, 2009, 1 comment

Although the Octo-mom has eight arms she could still use another hand around the house. Besides our tax dollars supporting her kids, I think a male figure in the Octuplets life could do them good.

The perfect man for Nadya Suleman has got to be the disgraced former Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich. Both Rod and Nadya love the media spotlight.

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