Paris Hilton is teaming up with Paul Reubens, better know as Pee-Wee Herman to you and me, in an as yet untitled project.
Paris definatly brings new meaning to ’Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho‘!
Incidentally, this is what Paul Reubens looked like after watching Hilton’s break-out film, One Night In Paris.
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Forget the crashing US economy, here’s an even more shocking story. Hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, is giving up flirting!?!
Hilton is giving up the amorous ways for her tattoo covered boyfriend, Benji Madden.
Acting flirtatious was like a BFF to Paris, but now she’s saying Ttyn (Talk to you never) to flirting with anyone but her man. Expect this flirting abstinence to lasts as long as her music career.
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Paris Hilton could become a real royal after exchanging numbers with Prince William last week. The hotel heiress has reportedly been “frantically texting” the Prince, and has also invited him to the opening of her new nightclub in Las Vegas.
She’ll give you the crabs-claw of death!
Paris Hilton may have to steal the famous line from Jessica Rabbit, ” I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way“, as Marvel comics Chairman Stan Lee has a Paris Hilton cartoon in the works. Lee, the legendary comic creator who created such memorable characters as Spiderman and the X-Men, is either running out of ideas, or hes going senile?
I can only imagine what Stan Lee and Paris have come up with? Maybe Paris can be ‘Ding-Bat Girl’ or ‘The Hot-Air Heiress’, ” She will destroy your mind . . . when she speaks!”
Relativity is Hot!
Paris Hilton is a genius, according to pal Hayden Panettiere. The ‘Heros’ star spoke-up for her, saying “Paris is much brighter than people give her credit for”; that the ‘dumb’ persona is just an act, and that Paris is “a marketing genius.”
Who knew Paris was the Einstein of young Hollywood? I always pegged Nicole Ritchie as the “Stephen Hawking” of that group? What do I know?
Hayden went on to say that Paris, “is more level-headed than the ‘dumb’ character she projects to the media.” I suppose then, that it was the ‘character’ who was driving without a license, got a DUI and did a stint in jail? Either way, Paris is quite a character!
Paris Hilton is in Africa. She hopes to bring peace to the region of Rwanda by combining the tribes of the Hutu and Tutsi under the umbrella of her new tribe, the Ditzy! You know Paris is going to return with a monkey or something? A Hyena in a handbag will be the new rage in Hollywood!
The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services is investigating the Heiress after word came out that she has 17 dogs! Thats far more than aloud by Los Angeles County. On the ‘Ellen Degeneres Show’ Thursday, Paris revealed that she lets most of her dogs sleep with her and that the brood has grown so large because “they keep having babies, and I feel bad about giving them away.” Cruella, I mean Paris is turning into a crazy dog lady!
Bob Barker and Drew Carey should pay her a visit and spay and neuter her dogs, . . . then they ought to go see ’American Idol’ host Randy Jackson and neuter his mouth for saying “Dawg” too much!!
You may have heard that Paris Hilton’s movie ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ did not win any acclaim with theatre goers last weekend, but now there is word that it may become the biggest box office bombever! How could a movie with a much hyped and gossiped about celebrity gross only $9000? That’s an average of $81 per screen! Well, I have a theory: Bad Marketing. Look at the picture below and tell me which one is hot?
I think the general public and myself included got confused? Granted, given the right lighting, make-up, airbrush, and devoid of all dialogue, Paris can look pretty cute, . . . but she’s just not a movie star!
