Simon Cowell is a quitter. Cowell is quitting American Idol that is, and bringing his other hit singing competition from the UK, X-Factor to FOX.
Cowell’s ‘Idol’ contract is up after this season and is said to be courting Paula Abdul to be a judge on X-Factor.
I can only imagine what Simon’s saying to woo her? “Paula, you complete me. You’re the Gin to my Tonic, the Rum to my Coke.”
If you want to continue to see Paula Abdul‘s crazy dancing, and incoherent praise on American Idol, – the producers are going to have to give her a raise.
With Ryan Seacrest’s recent $45 Million dollar contract and Simon Cowell’s rumored $144 Million payday; Contract-less, Abdul, is demand more money to re-sign.
‘Idol’ auditions are starting back up Aug. 8th, so Abdul is just a few weeks away from becoming the next Brian Dunkleman!
I have a feeling American Idol host, Paula Abdul, is drinking again. The former singer is taking credit for today top pop stars.
Slurs Paula,
“My videos stand the test of time. They are like the almanac for every performer. Even Rihanna has come up to me and said ‘I hope you don’t mind.’ And Beyonce. You can see the influence of what I’ve done. It’s really fun to see that I’ve left a mark. It was my idea to create an animated character. It takes a lot of focus, a lot time, and a lot of money.”
The only singers I think Paula inspired are junkie, Amy Winehouse, and Britney Spears circa 2007 to 2007, also know as the ‘CRAZY Brit year’!
Lately Paula Abdul has hinted that she would like to be a contestant on ‘Dancing with the Stars’, but after Wednesdays ‘American Idol’, I think she is better suited for ‘Celebrity Rehab’. The format on A.I. was slightly different than normal. All the contestants sang one song, while the Judges took notes, then they were critiqued individually by each ‘Idol’ judge.
When it got to Paula’s turn she looked buzzed flustered, “Oh gosh, we’ve never had to write these things down ..” then she attempted to critique Jason Castro, ”Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um … .”
“The second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn’t — it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty.” Second song?!? Whats exactly in Paula’s red ‘Coca-Cola’ cup? None of the contestants had performed a second time. Maybe she meant that her cup was “empty”?
After a few awkward moments, Ms. AbdulO’doule’s realized her gaffe and tried to explain that she read her notes for Jason Cook by accident. But, trying to clean up Paula’s train-wreck, Simon Cowell quickly asked her who was her “favorite?”; Paula replied “David Cook”, the same person who had apparently left her empty?
Paula instead of ‘Straight up Now Tell Me’, next time, ‘Sober up and Tell Me’!
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