Paula Abdul: Dazed and Confused
Thursday, May 1st, 2008
Lately Paula Abdul has hinted that she would like to be a contestant on ‘Dancing with the Stars’, but after Wednesdays ‘American Idol’, I think she is better suited for ‘Celebrity Rehab’. The format on A.I. was slightly different than normal. All the contestants sang one song, while the Judges took notes, then they were critiqued individually by each ‘Idol’ judge.
When it got to Paula’s turn she looked buzzed flustered, “Oh gosh, we’ve never had to write these things down ..” then she attempted to critique Jason Castro, ”Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um … .”
“The second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn’t — it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty.” Second song?!? Whats exactly in Paula’s red ‘Coca-Cola’ cup? None of the contestants had performed a second time. Maybe she meant that her cup was “empty”?
After a few awkward moments, Ms. AbdulO’doule’s realized her gaffe and tried to explain that she read her notes for Jason Cook by accident. But, trying to clean up Paula’s train-wreck, Simon Cowell quickly asked her who was her “favorite?”; Paula replied “David Cook”, the same person who had apparently left her empty?
Paula instead of ‘Straight up Now Tell Me’, next time, ‘Sober up and Tell Me’!
