Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

How The Election Really Could Have ‘Changed’ Things!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

A part of me really wanted John McCain to win the presidential election; not because of his politics, but to see if certain celebrities who vowed to move out the US if Barack Obama lost, held to their convictions!

With a McCain win, we could have seen R&B Crooner, Seal, along with Techno geek, Moby, packing their bags and running for the border! Not a big loss in my book; neither of them has made any listenable music in years! (more…)

I Predict A New ‘View’ Fight Today!

Monday, October 27th, 2008

OK, so I’m calling this one before it happens, but there’s a good chance that there will be another fight on The View  today!

Over the weekend, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, campaigned with VP candidate, Sarah Palin. When Hasselbeck dishes about the stumping to her co-hosts, you know feathers are going to get ruffled.

The two so-called “comedians” on the panel, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar, are sure to launch some awful zingers Elizabeth’s way.

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The Final 2008 Presidential Debate

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

With the 2008 Presidential race between Barack Obama and John McCain being touted as the most important election of our lifetime; it’s good to finally see a clear cut winner in the last Presidential debate.

The Winner: Joe, the Plumber!  Joe got more shout outs, air time, and direct candidate interaction than any other issue!

O’Reily Vs Barney Frank

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

You gotta watch this! Bill O’ Reilly and Barney Frank get into it! Arguing with Barney Frank is like fighting with Buddy Hackett and Elmer Fudd’s lovechild.

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This drama is way better than any cat-fight on The Hills. They should make a reality show called The Capital Hills, it would be the highest rated show in C-SPAN!

Separated at Birth: Congress Edition

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Left: Congressman, Barney Frank        Right: Elmer Fudd

“Kill the Wall Street, Kill the Wall Street!”

 You can say that the chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, Barney Frank, has more in common with Elmer Fudd, than just a large noggin. The current mortgage crisis has slipped through Frank’s hands like a waskly wabbit!

Barney told the NY Times in 03′

”These two entities — Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — are not facing any kind of financial crisis. The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.”

 If you still don’t think Frank and Fudd are related, just watch the video below!

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Barack Obama: Beverly Hills 9021OH!

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

At a fundraiser in Beverly Hills Tuesday night, Democratic nominee, Barack Obama, made $9 Million and change, to support his bid for the White House. Talk about reform; that’s about half as much as Eddie Murphy was paid to star in ‘Meet Dave’ !

The event was put together with the help of former actress, now political activist, Barbra Streisand. The night consisted of a $28,500 plate dinner, followed by a $2,500 Streisand gig.

For that price Babs had better cut up my food and feed it to me, while singing my favorite Hello Dolly songs!

It sure cost a lot of money to become the President of the United States, . . . and make bad decisions!

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Barbra Streisand Blogs about Politics

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Sometimes retired singer and staunch Democrat, Barbra Streisand, is blogging about the race for the white house. Streisand easily put her nose (insert joke here) into the debate after John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Babs blogs,

 ”I believe John McCain chose Gov. Palin because he truly believes that women who supported Hillary - an experienced, brilliant, life-long public servant - would vote for him because his Vice President has two x chromosomes.”

Although Streisand faced the ‘glass-ceiling’ in Yentl, she has no support for the Governor from Alaska.

“Palin, can you hear me??”

The Sarah Palin Chronicles

Monday, September 1st, 2008

I didn’t know John Connor had Down Syndrome?

The appointment of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, as John McCain’s VP pick, has opened up her entire life to close scrutiny.

Many in the media are digging into her past like palintologists- looking for errors or missteps the 44 year old ’soccer mom’ may have made.

One of the more interesting pieces of dirt, is weather Sarah is really the mother of her Down Syndrome son Trig, or was it a cover-up for Sarah’s alleged pregnant daughter? Did you follow all that? Neither did I. You can read about it here. Take it with a grain of salt, and a shot of vodka.

So now the Presidential race is set: Two old, white-haired guys, and two people with no experience! Let the games begin.

John Edwards, An Affair He Finally Remembers!

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Rumors and truthJohn Edwards is such a cliche! Like Politicians before him, the former Senator has admitted to having an extra-marital affair.

 The affair started in 2006 with campaign staffer Rielle Hunter who now has a baby daughter. In Thomas Jefferson fashion, John denies that the baby is his.

Edwards proves the old saying: ‘With great power, comes great responsibility stupidity.’

For months John lied to cover up the affair which first came to light in the pages of The National Enquirer.

I could deal with a well respected news organization finding dirt on me, but to have your errors exposed via a tabloid is too much! I bet even Larry Craig is laughing at John’s predicament!

Edwards has not taken a paternity test to determine if he is the father of Hunter’s baby. For a guy who spent $400 dollars for the equivalent of a SuperCuts haircut, he should really have invested in some contraceptives! John should go on ‘Maury’, he’ll straighten out this paternity issue. (more…)

Presidential Mud-Slinging

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

two blonds dont make a right!

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