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Crazy Tanning Lady Patricia Krentcil Banned
That crazy tanning lady Patricia Krentcil, is now being banned from over 60 tanning salons in the tri-state area. Krentcil is from Jersey but she takes GTL = Gym, Tan, Laundry – to a whole new level. Continue reading →
Dairy Cow With Mad Cow Disease
Mad cow disease was just confirmed in California. Here are a few warning signs of mad cow disease:
1) The cow will be wearing a top-hat.
2) Most mad cows will also be wearing a dress coat and bow tie.
3) The cow will insist on having a tea party(The cow will provide the milk). Continue reading →
Martin Luther King Jr Statue: George Lucas Might Sue
The eagerly anticipated Martin Luther King Jr. statue was unveiled this week. It looks an awful lot like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.
I’m starting to think my history books are inaccurate and King wasn’t assassinated by a snipers rifle, but captured by the bounty hunter, Boba Fett. Continue reading →
Natalie Portman Names Baby ALF
OK, so Natalie Portman’s baby boys name is actually Alef, not ALF. Alef is the first letter in the Hebrew alphabet and also represents “oneness of God“.
In English Alef means – ‘I’m going to get teased for the rest of my life and called ALF.’ Continue reading →
Food Plate Nutrition Guide Cost $2 Million to Create!
USDA Food Plate | Simon
Here is $2 Million of you’re tax dollars at work. The USDA unveiled the new Food Plate. No longer will you get nutritional information in a pyramid form. Continue reading →
Muammar Gadaffey
Muammar Gadaffey: One of the Looniest dictators ever.
The Ted Williams – Amy Winehouse Connection
Formerly homeless, Ted Williams, the man with the golden-voice that makes angels cry, has a lot in common with Grammy award winner Amy Winehouse.
- They both have bad teeth. Amy gets a pass because she’s British.
- The both have unique powerful voices.
- The both have slept on the street.
- Ted and Amy share a love of drugs and alcohol.
- And they both have been to rehab.
This means with the right producer, Ted Williams could win the next Grammy award for Best New Artist! Go Ted!
Dr. Phil Forces ‘Golden Voice’ Ted Williams Into Rehab
Ted Williams, the once homeless man with the Golden Voice, is going to rehab thanks to Dr. Phil. Williams got a taste of celebrity life for one week and is now in rehab - being a celebrity sure is rough.
Poor Ted is actually being force into rehab by Dr. Phil. Gawker has the video clips. You can tell Ted doesn’t want to go, but Dr. Phil forces him. Oh well, hope it works.
On a side note, doesn’t Ted Williams look like he could be Barack Obama’s homeless uncle? Even though Williams has been homeless for over 20 years, I still think he could whip-up a Birth Certificate quicker than Obama.
Trapped Chilean Miners Are Having A Gay Time
At the time of this writing the 33 miners of Chile will have been trapped for 61 days! I have a feeling that the San Jose Mine is looking more like Brokeback Mountain.
It’s hot down there. The miners are all half naked. You don’t think they might get the urge to do a little exploring of there own??
The families of the miners have been camping outside the mine, holding onto hope that they will see their loved ones soon. But I hear the families grew concerned when the miners requested the greatest hits of the Village People.
OK, so I made that last part up. But mark my word, they’re doing the YMCA down there!
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