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Prince Charles Is a Vampire

Prince Charles says that he is related to Vlad the Impaler, or as legend has it, the original Vampire. This explains why his mother, Queen Elizabeth,  is showing no signs of giving up her crown. Continue reading →

The Pippa Middleton Obsession

There’s just some things I don’t get, and one of those is the worlds obsession with Pippa Middleton. After sister Kate’s wedding, I kept reading how Pippa stole the show and was the hot one. I still think she looks like Maureen McCormick.

Now TLC is planning a one hour special called Crazy About Pippa.  Pippa is a fun word to say and I honestly think people just like saying her name. If her name was Gertrude Middleton, no one would be talking about her. Continue reading →

William and Kate’s First Wedding Dance

What song will Prince William and Kate Middleton dance to at their wedding? It’s got to be something good because the whole world will want to know.

I have a few ideas on what the first dance song will be. Sources reveal that Kate’s favorite band is ABBA, so she could be the Dancing Queen, literally! Continue reading →

Prince William Has a Beard

2008 was the year of the stache, with celebrities like Brad Pitt and George Clooney looking like the Beatles circa 1969.

Well, now Prince William has gone a step further by sporting a beard. The royal heir has apparently grown the facial hair to offset his increasingly thinning crown. I wonder if girlfriend Kate Middleton likes William’s ‘Grizzly Adams’ phase?

It seems like just yesterday Prince William was the leading royal heartthrob, while Prince Harry was the awkward red-headed stepchild. But now Harry is the one getting all the attention, while William continues to transform into a modern Chris Elliot.

Here are some pictures of William and his beard.

Celebrity Mash-Ups!

The Dolly Lama

The Dolly Lama

David Archuleta Cook

 David Archuleta Cook

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Prince William

Prince William is in the Navy!

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 Starting Monday Prince William joins the Royal Navy. William will join the HMS Iron Duke  as a junior officer.

After his macho-man escapades in an Air Force helicopter last month, the Navy said that the Prince would not receive any special treatment. William and his fellow seamen will be in the West Indies on hurricane relief and counter-narcotics patrol.

One person who hopes Will doesnt get see any action, is girlfriend Kate Middleton. The poor girl has been waiting for Will to propose for years. Now she has to hope her young man, doesn’t get disco cabin fever.

My advice for Kate: Ignorance is bliss. Don’t ask, and William wont tell!

Prince William: Ready for War!

Prince William ready for war

With Prince Harry returning from Afghanistan’s front-lines a “Hero”,  Prince William, is itching for a little war action. In an interview Harry revealed that his brother was “jealous” of his deployment and said: “I know he’d love to – whether it’s on the ground or whether it’s 15,000ft up, bombs strapped to the wings, . . . I know he would love to come out here.” Being the second in line to the throne, you know if Will was in any sort of danger they would have him retreat faster than his receding hairline! Continue reading →