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Move over Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson has a new crush! Rob’s got his eyes on Golden Girl Betty White.

Rob told the gals of The View, “I think Betty White is probably one of the sexiest women in America. She’s vibrant, it’s sexy. I think the more age, the better.”

That is one May-December . . .  December romance!

At least Pattinson has picked the ditsiest and most fun Golden Girl. Sophia was crazy. I’m still convinced Dorothy was a man? And Blanche was a slut.

It makes sense if you think about it? Betty White’s in the twilight of her life and if Pattinson’s character of Edward Cullen is 107 years old, then the 88 year old White is just a spring chicken! Man, Rob is such a method actor!

“ Thank you for being MORE than a friend! ”

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Author Stephanie Meyer has created quite a love-triangle in her Twilight universe. But if you think about it, the books heroine, Bella Swan, has to choose between a dead guy and a wolf . . .

What’s a teenage girl to do? Who knew Mormon’s were so kinky?

The worldwide success of the Twilight sequel is astounding! New Moon had the third largest opening weekend in box office history. That kind of thing only happens once in a blue moon!

The movie has fans picking sides – choosing which monster has they’re allegiance. Vampire vs Werewolf.

Well, I found a far superior team:

Who is Scott, you say? Scott Howard was the wolf in the 1985 movie Teen Wolf. Not only was Scott a high school student trying to make the grade – while balancing the rigors of  teen romance, but he was also one heck of a Basketball player!

I’d like to see Jacob dribble a basketball like Scott! In fact, I didn’t see Jacob shoot even one basket in New Moon!?!

If white boys can’t jump, we know Edward Cullen sucks at basketball; that vampire is super-pale!

Robert Pattinson is the ‘Sexiest Man In The World‘ according to a British magazine.

I wonder how People magazine feels about this? They usually corner the ‘Sexiest Man’ market.

Apparently, Rob proves that you don’t have to own a comb to be sexy.

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If any of you girls out there, had hopes of seeing ‘Twilight‘ hunk, Robert Pattinson, live in concert – think again! The guitar playing Brit is too shy to perform his music live. Maybe his songs suck more than a vampire?

Robert shouldn’t worry about the quality of his songs, – just ask The Jonas Brothers! Your looks will get you through anything.

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Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, has admitted to an embarrassing Internet vice. No, it’s not what your thinking; Rob is addicted to Googling himself.

“You get bored and go on IMDb. Then you realise how pathetic you are. I have to delete my [browser] history…It is kind of addictive, but at the same time pathetic.”

It’s too bad the Twilight vampires have reflections; Rob probably spends more time in front of the mirror than Vanity Smurf!

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I’m beginning to think Twilight actor, Robert Pattinson, should have stared in a movie called  Highlight- with most of the attention involving Rob’s hair.

After Robert said that he hadn’t washed his hair in six weeks, Deodorant company, Axe, is offering him a lifetime supply of their shampoo and hair cream.

Six weeks between washes?!? I guess a lifetime supply for Rob would be one bottle? Shrewd Axe, shrewd.

This isn’t the first gimmick Axe has used to sell their products. Earlier in the year they sent shirtless actor Matthew McCounaughey a year supply of deodorant after Matt revealed his underarms are au naturale.

Expect Axe to latch onto one of the Jonas brothers in the new year!

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It’s a good thing actor Robert Pattinson is starring in a film called Twilight, because the vampire hunk doesn’t seem to bright? Pattinson was asked 17 questions by Seventeen Magazine; from his current crush, to his dream job.

When asked ‘If you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?’ Robert replied,

“Someone who has lots of respect or power. George Bush, possibly.”

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