Johnny Depp’s eyes are digitally enlarged by about 10% for his role as the Mad Hatter in the new Alice in Wonderland film.
Disney could have saved a bunch of money by hiring Elijah Wood for the role. Wood’s eyes are already at Hatter-size.
Elijah is nearly as good an actor as Depp is too. He had me completely convinced he was a homosexual Hobbit in the Lord of the Rings trilogy!
During Prince Michael and Paris Jackson’s tribute to their late father Michael Jackson at the Grammy Awards, it donned on me who Paris Jackson’s mother really is???
Paris Jackson’s biological mother has to be singer Fiona Apple! They have the same nose, eyes, mouth, even glasses!
I know this sounds like some kind of How I Met Your Mother spin-off, but do you really think that the well mannered and polite Paris Jackson is a product of this :
No way! Remember the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
One of them went 14 rounds with Apollo Creed. I think it’s the one on the right?
It’s a rocky road to the supreme court, indeed!
What has happened to Brendan Fraser? The guy sure has let himself go since Encino Man. I guess he’s not preparing for another George of the Jungle film either? I don’t think there’s a loin-cloth big enough?
For Brendan’s sake, I hope he’s starring as ‘Thomas Beatie – The Pregnant Man‘. Those method actors!
I guess we can all be glad that Brenden put on the weight after his last flick ‘Journey to the Center of the Earth‘. That one was in 3-D. Imagine a huge beer-belly flying right at you. Now that’s scary!
When the contestants get narrowed down to the top 12 on American Idol is when I really start tuning in, and this year I thought AI was trying to pull a fast one on me again?!?
For a moment I thought I saw Elvis on stage and was waiting for Celine Dion to jump in there too. What was AI up to? Suspicious minds wanted to know! Turns out it wasn’t trick photography, it was actually Adam Lambert – a guy with Elvis like looks, but with the voice of Axl Rose.
Whereas Elvis had the deep emotional voice, Adam’s is high pitched; it’s kinda like watching Elvis sing if he was kicked in the groin.
Duplicity star Julia Roberts and The City star Olivia Palermo have more in common than just long, golden locks and botoxy smooth brows.
Olivia and Julia are both good at being catty. On The City’s season finale, Palermo got offered a job in London after taking credit for a well received magazine cover that was really the work of her frenemy Whitney Port.
Julia for her part was called “rude, downright nasty, and dismissive” at the New York premier for Duplicity. That’s not very pretty woman like!
American Idol season 8 contestant Danny Gokey bears an uncanny resemblance to actor Robert Downey Jr. It’s not just the facial features and the hair, Danny and Downey have the same taste in eye-wear:
Aretha Franklin turned heads for all the wrong reasons at the Inauguration of Barack Obama Tuesday. Aretha’s headgear was a bigger flop than Obama and John Roberts reciting the Presidential oath!
It looks like someone slipped Aretha a mickey before she went shopping? No one buys that hat sober.
Maybe Aretha was going for the Minnie Mouse look? Whatever her reason, I never thought I would use the words ‘Aretha Frankiln’ and ‘Minnie’ in the same sentence.
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich and ‘Beach Boy’, Brian Wilson, have more in common than excellently thick helmet hair. Wilson, the songwriting genius of the Beach Boys suffered a mental breakdown after completing his 1966 album Pet Sounds.
Rod Blagojevich seems to have lost his mind – trying to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat to the highest bidder!
Wilson went coo-coo for the better part of three decades, and Blagojevich could be spend as long in jail if all the corruption charges are true.
The only thing I will pay-to-play, is good music!
Amy Winehouse deflated her bee-hive, cut her hair, and turned into Saturday Night Live comic Andy Samberg. Last season on SNL, Samberg’s digital shorts were clever and funny, but his latest efforts have me wondering if he’s smoking crack?
Sandberg must have been smoking something while making this short? Looks like Andy & Amy have more in common than just messy mop-tops?
