It’s hard to watch Dr. Lisa Masterson give advice on the TV show, The Doctors. Her eyes are so far apart, you almost have to look at one at a time.
I think she’s a direct descendant of the Geico lizard, just less charismatic? If the Geico lizard was orange, I would not be able to tell the two apart!
Left: Heather Locklear Right: Jennifer Wilbanks, the ‘Runaway Bride’
They say that the eyes are the window to the soul; When Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday, she had ‘crazy eyes’. If you stare into them, you can see a woman running from the messy break-up of her marriage and the film, Uptown Girls.
Heather’s eyes are very similar to the pair worn by Jennifer Wilbanks - the ‘Runaway Bride’. Jennifer showed off her crazy eyes when she ran away from her fiance. Unlike Heather, Jennifer’s eyes are always crazy looking!
Hopefully Heather Locklear can face her problems, get clean, and get her pupils back!
Left: Congressman, Barney Frank Right: Elmer Fudd
“Kill the Wall Street, Kill the Wall Street!”
You can say that the chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, Barney Frank, has more in common with Elmer Fudd, than just a large noggin. The current mortgage crisis has slipped through Frank’s hands like a waskly wabbit!
Barney told the NY Times in 03′
”These two entities — Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — are not facing any kind of financial crisis. The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.”
If you still don’t think Frank and Fudd are related, just watch the video below!
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Victora Beckham Halle Berry in The Flintstones
Victoria Beckham debuted her newly cut locks at the Marc Jacob show, Monday night in NYC. The buzz on her short hair has been fairly positive, with many calling her fashion forward. But, I say Posh’s style is more stone age; Vicky looks just like Halle Berry in The Flintstones.
Yabba Dabba Doo!
Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Tom Hanks
As a huge Saved By The Bell, and not to mention, Mark-Paul Gosselaar fan, its sad to see bad hair happen to good people. For Mark-Paul’s latest role in the new TNT drama ‘Raising the Bar’, Mark-Paul plays an earnest, young, albeit disheveled attorney. Show creator Steven Bochco told Mark to keep his hair long and unkempt.
What he didn’t realise, is that he turned him into ‘Da Vinci’ era Tom Hanks; that’s definitely lowering the bar. Bochco should be held in contempt of court! Hopefully Mark-Paul can be Saved by some Scissors by mid-season!
E.V.O-NO! From the looks of it, Rachael Ray and Elvis Presley have more in common than a pair of funky shades. Guess they both share a love of fried peanut-butter and banana sandwiches!
But I’m sure Rach drowns hers in Parmigiano Reggiano! If she tried to feed me one of those, I would say, “return to sender!”
Of course woudbe Obama assassins Tharin Gartrell and Nathan Johnson posed “no credible threat“, . . .
. . . when you look just like Vanilla Ice and ‘The New Guy’ DJ Qualls
