You can’t cage a tiger! No one knows that more than Roy Horn, Mowgli, and Elin Nordegren. The reportedly soon-to-be single Elin Nordegren, deserves someone that will treat her right. That’s where I come in!
Tiger Woods may have trophy’s, awards, and golf-records – but I have one thing he doesn’t: devotion! I also have a clean driving record. Not once have I ever been pulled out of my car after hitting a fire hydrant and a tree!
I would treat Elin like a princess, be a good father to her kids, and spend her alimony as if it were my own!
The Swedish pop-group The Cardigans are one of my favorite bands, so life in Scandinavia would be an easy adjustment! I bet Tiger doesn’t even listen to ABBA?
Oh, and one other thing Elin and I have in common . . .