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Is the worldwide economic downturn starting to affect Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Cruise, who usually pilots his own Gulfstream jet, flew commercial to Japan with his wife and baby Suri in tow.

What at first glance may look like TomKat pinching pennies, may actually be a savvy PR move? Tom’s still trying to rehab his image and flying commercial – first class mind you, gives Cruise an ‘everyman’ feel.

I’m sure seeing an unknown pilot like Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger go from obscurity to hero status was too much for the former Top Gun!

After they landed, the celebrity couple were mobbed by fans, took pictures, and signed autographs. But one question is still bothering me: How did they get Suri past the metal detector?

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Former movie king, Tom Cruise, loves being a father. Three kids in, and Tom is aching for a bigger brood. He told The Sun,

“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

Somewhere, Katie Holmes womb is screaming!

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Breaking news! Spencer Pratt needs marriage advice. Shocking! Pratt and his Hills co-star Heidi Montag eloped although Heidi always wanted a big wedding. What to do?

Somehow Tom Cruise, in who I can only assume is trying to rehab his image, appeared on The Hills After Show and dished out some marriage advice for Spencer.

Says Tom,

“If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta give the wedding,” he says. “But you’ll learn that later.”

Getting marriage counsel from Cruise, is like getting parental advice from Britney Spears. 

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The rehabilitation of Tom Cruise’s image continues; After getting rave reviews for his comedic turn in Tropic Thunder, Cruise is rumored to be cast  in the 4th installment of the ‘Shrek’ franchise: Shrek Goes Fourth.

The buzz is that Tom will play the villain in the latest fairy-tale flick. Who knew Tom Thumb was evil? I mean, Cruise is playing Tom Thumb, right? It only makes sense – he’s been preparing for the role since puberty, apparently?

If all works out, the couch-jumping Cruise is about to get even more animated!

Actress Tom Cruise’s wife, Katie Holmes, has been wearing a pair of baggy, men’s denim jeans while walking around New York City the past few days.

Us Magazine is reporting that Kate is not just wearing men’s jeans, but that the jeans belong to hubby Tom Cruise.

Holmes could be starting a fashion trend? Or, she needs to laundry? Maybe, she’s bitter about turning down her role in ‘The Dark Knight’?

The big question I have is:  If the jeans really are a pair of Tom’s, wouldn’t they fit more like this on Kate?

just sayin . . .

Suri Cruise is following in her fathers footsteps protocol and staring opposite another popular robot, Wall-E. Early reviews are very positive,

” With a little WD40, Suri could be the next Keanu Reeves.”

” More life-like than any Disneyland Animatronic, including Abe Lincoln!”

” Unlike Tom’s(Cruise) recent films, I had my eye’s wide open!”

Congratulations Suri Cruise. Your first film is getting better buisness than your mothers new play!

Suri Cruise is like a ‘Tickle Me Elmo’, ever year she gets an upgrade! For Suri’s second year she is learning to tap dance. If she picks up dancing as quickly as Asimo, she may be a triple-threat(singer, dancer, and actor) in no time!

Her father got his big break in the movie T.A.P.S., looks like Suri will be following in his footsteps.

With a bit more practice and programming, Suri Cruise can turn into Suri Temple!

“On the good chip, lollipop.”

A more subdued Tom Cruise sat down with Oprah Winfrey to clear up many questions about the star and his crazy antics of the past couple years. Some of the things they discussed were the ‘couch-jumping’ incident(“it was a moment.”), his chastising Brooke Shields,(“I was wrong about Post Partum Depression.”), and his involvment in Scientology( “I believe in God.”)

The most intriguing segment  though, was when Oprah asked him about the many rumors that daughter Suri is not his biological daughter? Tom then explained the origin of Suri: “She’s spectacular, She really is just magic.”

So there you have it, straight from Tom’s mouth. Suri is all smoke and mirrors just like we expected! Be sure to catch the second part of Oprah’s interview on Monday, where hopefully Tom will explain how he constructed his robo-wife Katie Holmes!

Episode 2 , Return of the Jumper: Along time ago(2005) in a galaxy far, far, away(Chicago) Tom Cruise appeared on ‘Oprah’. During the segmant Tom jumped up and down on Ms. O’s couch, declaring his love for girlfriend Katie Holmes. He would later molest the furniture of ‘The View’, and ‘The Tonight Show’.

Now the prodigal Scientologist returns, to celebrate his 25 years on the silver screen, but this time Oprah isnt taking any Risky Buisness; the episode will be shot at Tom’s Colorado home. Ms Winfrey wont let her set get beaten down by the jumper again. Tomcat can pounce all over his own home furnishings!

His last film, ‘Lions for Lambs’ tanked, and his new movie ‘Valkyrie’, has been pushed back twice! If his career takes another bomb, I see this in Tom’s future. . .

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