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Have you ever seen Victoria Beckham run? Neither have I. Now there’s word that Vicky is running the NYC Marathon.

This story has got to be a rumor? I’m sure ‘Posh’ spice hasn’t worn a pair of tennis shoes since ‘En Vogue’ was the leading girl-group?

Maybe her pixie haircut has gone to her head - literally? Poor girl thinks she can fly now?

If she does run I hope she wears and sports bra and a lot of duct tape; she might put somebody’s eye out with those things!

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Victora Beckham               Halle Berry in The Flintstones

Victoria Beckham debuted her newly cut locks at the Marc Jacob show, Monday night in NYC. The buzz on her short hair has been fairly positive, with many calling her fashion forward. But, I say Posh’s style is more stone age; Vicky looks just like Halle Berry in The Flintstones.

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Before . . . and After

Soccer stud David Beckham, is in fear of going bald and getting fat. According to the National Enquirer, via Celebitchy, David’s wife Victoria, loves to tease her husband about his insecurities.

Says a source,

“She’ll tell him she found some hair in the shower and ask - was that his? She loves teasing him about his future as a schlumpy old man because it gives her the upper hand”

Posh likes to push Davids buttons. He could always get her back in a few years, by calling her ‘Old Spice’?

If Beckham does go the George Costanza route, maybe he can star in Balding Like Beckham? It could open up a whole new carrer for him?

Tom Cruise may be starring in a real life Mission Impossible; trying to separate wife Katie Holmes from BFF Victoria Beckham. According to the Daily Mail,  Tom is concerned about the Spice Girl rubbing off on Katie, who views Victoria as “a role model.”

Kate, who has already adopted Posh’s hairstyle and fashion sense has Tom allarmed over her shrinking weight. Katie looks like she’s eating for the number of people who saw ‘Lions for Lambs’: slim to none!

The mag says she lost the weight by following Victoria’s “900 calorie a day eating plan”, which includes “seaweed shakes” and “edamame beans”. I guess a rail thin frame makes Tom want to keep his eyes wide shut? Don’t be glib Tom, it could be worse; Katie could be *gasp!*  taking diet pills!