That crazy tanning lady Patricia Krentcil, is now being banned from over 60 tanning salons in the tri-state area. Krentcil is from Jersey but she takes GTL = Gym, Tan, Laundry – to a whole new level.

You know you’ve fried your brain when even Snooki thinks your crazy!

Mad cow disease was just confirmed in California. Here are a few warning signs of mad cow disease:

1) The cow will be wearing a top-hat.

2) Most mad cows will also be wearing a dress coat and bow tie.

3) The cow will insist on having a tea party(The cow will provide the milk).

If you see all three of these symptoms you may already be mad yourself.

Who would you rather see at the movies – Zac Efron or comedian and host of Family Feud Steve Harvey? Survey says – Steve Harvey!

That’s right, more people went to see Stevey Harvey’s film Think Like a Man then Efron’s first fully adult role in The Lucky One.

Think Like A Man is based on one of Harvey’s self-help books, which make me think that if your looking to Steve Harvey for advice – you really need help!

Katy Perry is coming to a theater near you in 3D. Yes, 3D is not only for epic movies like Titanic, or the blue aliens of Avatar; now you get to see Katy Perry’s blue hair right in your face.

The documentary concert movie looks good and I can think of at least two reasons why I wouldn’t mind seeing Katy Perry in 3D…

Lets just hope we don’t see Katy like this in 3D! Yikes

I started out drawing a picture of Cee Lo Green, then before I knew it, this T-Rex/Cee Lo mash-up came out. It somehow fits. Cee Lo does have tiny Tyrannosaurus arms.

It’s a wonder how he eats so much?

The TV show that makes me laugh out loud consistently is not The Big Bang Theory, Community, or Parks and Rec. In fact, it’s not even a sitcom – it’s TMZ the television show.

The TMZ staffs morning meeting is filmed where they discuss the latest celebrity news. The staff is hilarious! They crack jokes about the celebs, each other, and they all love to make fun of their boss, Harvey Levin. They make fun of his height, age, singing capability – you name it.

Also, whoever writes for the voice over guy – who narrates in between paparazzi video and the TMZ morning meeting is a genius. So much funnier than the Emmy winning Modern Family.

According to rumors and internet gossip Courtney Robertson has won the final rose and Ben Flajnik’s heart on The Bachelor. Courtney was rude and mean to most of the other women and acted like a female version of Charlie Sheen with all of her ‘Winning’ remarks.

On this weeks episode, I actually felt bad for Courtney. All the previous dumped women came back to tell all – and gave Courtney a piece of their mind. Courtney seemed really hurt, by not only what the other women were saying, but by watching how she behaved on the show. Roberston even broke down crying.

But, I have the feeling that her and Ben have already ended their engagement. There was a real sadness behind Courtney’s tears. I guess now she’s ‘Losing!’