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Could Tonight Show band leader Kevin Eubanks be on team Conan? Rumors are swirling that Eubanks is leaving his Tonight Show gig soon after it re-launches with Jay Leno? Upon further investigation it sounds like Eubanks is just getting lazy rather that siding with Conan?

Eubanks took to his Twitter account saying, “I’ll still be around on the show, but less as of now. I’ll tweet when a definite plan is set. “

How in the world is Kevin going to do less?? Honestly, he laughs at Jay’s jokes and chimes in every now and then with something unfunny to say. He doesn’t even stand up when he’s playing, he just sits there?

Maybe Eubanks is going to be Ross the Interns intern, but that sounds like even more work than he does now?

For a small man Gary Coleman has a lot of anger! Coleman was on The Insider last week to talk about his recent arrest for spousal abuse when suddenly he went on an angry rant about Haiti.

Gary’s sick of all the media coverage Haiti has received since the earthquake and thinks everyone should stop sending money to Haiti and concentrate on rebuilding New Orleans.

Maybe this is why Gary Coleman never got a call from George Clooney to take part in the Hope For Haiti Now telethon? Or, maybe it’s because Colman’s career has been over since Clooney was on The Fact’s Of Life?

Beware everyone, Oprah’s on a mission! This time she has taken up the cause of talking or texting on your cell phone while driving.

She’s being such a Nazi about it I don’t think she would even let E.T. phone home?!?

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of texting while driving either – I only do it when absolutely necessary, but Oprah wants to ban talking on your cell phone even if your using a hands-free device, which is legal here in California!

Oprah has set up a No Phone Zone section on her website and wants everyone to pledge to stop the “bad habit”.

That’s easy for Oprah to say, she has a driver!

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Why is it, whenever you see a class of students in black graduation gowns, it looks like they all graduated law school and are all going to become Court Judges?

And why do half the class look like they will be Judges in Hawaii?

Taylor Swift wants to guest star on the hit show Glee. I’m all for Swift being on Glee because THERE IS NO LIVE SINGING!

Did you see Taylor’s performance on the Grammys this year? It was sketchier than that crappy drawing I did above! I’ve heard more melodic sounds coming from a cat in heat!

Don’t get me wrong, I like Taylor because she writes her own songs and is a fellow guitar player but, the girl isn’t a great vocalist. She makes Quinn, the knocked-up cheerleader from Glee, sound like Barbra Streisand!

Thankfully all the music on Glee is pre-recorded and heavily produced!

During Prince Michael and Paris Jackson’s tribute to their late father Michael Jackson at the Grammy Awards, it donned on me who Paris Jackson’s mother really is???

Paris Jackson’s biological mother has to be singer Fiona Apple! They have the same nose, eyes, mouth, even glasses!

I know this sounds like some kind of How I Met Your Mother spin-off, but do you really think that the well mannered and polite Paris Jackson is a product of this :

No way! Remember the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

Neil Patrick Harris has just been picked to host the new game show The Cube! I’m sure Neil’s quick wit and humor will make The Cube worth watching.

After three Emmy nominations for How I Met Your Mother, successfully hosting the Tony and prime time Emmy awards, subbing for Regis on Live, and staring in the viral Internet hit Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog; what can’t Neil Patrick Harris do? Well, besides women?

And the LORD said, “I got an app for that!”

Apple unveiled their new computer gadget today, the iPad. I swear, the computer geeks were hanging on every word Apple chief Steve Jobs said, as if he were Moses reading from the tablets of the Ten Commandments!

Apple’s new toy looks like an overweight iPhone, and I’m still not sold on the name? iPad, really? Oh well, could be worse?

I hear it was originally going to be called the iTampon?

Did you see Rihanna on the Hope For Haiti Now telethon? While all the other celebrities wore very conservative and respectful clothing, Rihanna looked like a $20 dollar hooker as usual.

It looked like she wasn’t wearing any pants? I hope Haiti doesn’t view her as a role model?

She performed an original song with Bono and Jay-Z. Bono should have told Rihanna, “This is not the VMA’s, the Grammys, or the Kids Choice Awards; Put some clothes on!”

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Whitney Matheson of Popcandy asked readers to send in their Conan O’Brien art, so I drew this and sent it off. Hopefully it makes the cut. It was fun drawing regardless!

For a larger look at Vampire Conan, click here!

Update! You can see Vampire Conan and the rest of the Conan inspired art on todays PopCandy!