Neil Patrick Harris Can Do Almost Anything!

January 30th, 2010

Neil Patrick Harris has just been picked to host the new game show The Cube! I’m sure Neil’s quick wit and humor will make The Cube worth watching.

After three Emmy nominations for How I Met Your Mother, successfully hosting the Tony and prime time Emmy awards, subbing for Regis on Live, and staring in the viral Internet hit Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog; what can’t Neil Patrick Harris do? Well, besides women?

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iPad Commandments

January 27th, 2010

And the LORD said, “I got an app for that!”

Apple unveiled their new computer gadget today, the iPad. I swear, the computer geeks were hanging on every word Apple chief Steve Jobs said, as if he were Moses reading from the tablets of the Ten Commandments!

Apple’s new toy looks like an overweight iPhone, and I’m still not sold on the name? iPad, really? Oh well, could be worse?

I hear it was originally going to be called the iTampon?

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Rihanna Is No Hope For Haiti!

January 27th, 2010

Did you see Rihanna on the Hope For Haiti Now telethon? While all the other celebrities wore very conservative and respectful clothing, Rihanna looked like a $20 dollar hooker as usual.

It looked like she wasn’t wearing any pants? I hope Haiti doesn’t view her as a role model?

She performed an original song with Bono and Jay-Z. Bono should have told Rihanna, “This is not the VMA’s, the Grammys, or the Kids Choice Awards; Put some clothes on!”

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Conan O’Brien Isn’t Just Pale. . .

January 21st, 2010

Whitney Matheson of Popcandy asked readers to send in their Conan O’Brien art, so I drew this and sent it off. Hopefully it makes the cut. It was fun drawing regardless!

For a larger look at Vampire Conan, click here!

Update! You can see Vampire Conan and the rest of the Conan inspired art on todays PopCandy!

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Jay Leno For Job Growth!

January 20th, 2010

With the US unemployment rate in double digits, I really think Barack Obama should hire Jay Leno as Secretary of Job Growth. Leno knows how to get a job!

Think about it: Jay was forced to retire, then given a new prime time job – which was a colossal failure, then was promoted to an even better gig!?!

Yes, I’m sure Jay will fight, steal, back-stab, and never retire until everyone in America has a job, except Conan O’Brien.

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Life’s Mysteries: Al-Qaeda

January 14th, 2010

Have you noticed whenever there’s an act of terrorism, like a suicide bomber or a car bomb, some terrorist organization like Al-Qaeda or another Islamic extremist group, loves to take credit for it?

I swear, they’re about as giddy and boastful as those people in those Windows 7 ads!

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Team Conan!

January 13th, 2010

With NBC’s late night mess, I’m definitely on Team Conan! His comedy is a bit edgier than Jay Leno’s and I like his celebrity interviews more. There hasn’t been such emotional choosing of sides since Twilight!

Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno are the new Edward and Jacob! I always thought Conan had Robert Pattinson style hair? Read the rest of this entry »

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Simon and Paula, the X-Factor

January 12th, 2010

Simon Cowell is a quitter. Cowell is quitting American Idol that is, and bringing his other hit singing competition from the UK, X-Factor to FOX.

Cowell’s ‘Idol’ contract is up after this season and is said to be courting Paula Abdul to be a judge on X-Factor.

I can only imagine what Simon’s saying to woo her?  “Paula, you complete me. You’re the Gin to my Tonic, the Rum to my Coke.”

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Elvis Presley Turns 75

January 8th, 2010

Elvis Presley turned 75 today, and I have to admit, he’s never looked better. I just saw a clip of him on TV and he didn’t look a day over 42? I don’t know what his secret is?

Elvis Costello, take note!

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Ellen DeGeneres Idol Experience

January 8th, 2010

Ellen DeGeneres joins the judging panel on American Idol next month. You may be wondering what DeGeneres, who is not a singer, nor has any music producing or recording experience, will bring to the show?

Well, I’m sure when any contestant sings a song by K.D. Lang, Dusty Springfield, the Indigo Girls, Melissa Etheridge etc; Ellen will be the vocal authority!

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