Posts Tagged ‘American Idol’

Tuesdays hid-N-gems

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

How NOT to block a David Beckham soccer kick! LOL!

Paris is pregnant. Paris Bennett that is!

I think this is some sign of the Apocalypse? The New Kids on the Block and New Edition have recorded a song together.

 

David Archuleta: Never Been Kissed

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

David Archulata Never been kissed

Nearly winning season 7 of ‘American Idol’ has not helped David Archuleta in the love department. David  reveals in a new Seventeen  questionnaire, that he has never been kissed! All those screaming girls crys were falling on deaf lips!

Besides keeping his mouth pure - ’till marriage most likely?; David said that he “doesn’t get” why girls wear short skirts?  What 17 year old male doesn’t get that? Or at least appreciate it? Another interesting revelation is that he looks up to singer Sara Bareilles, adding,  ”I wish I were her.”

Clay Aiken(who I’m sure hasn’t kiss a girl either) still has one-up on him; He was able to get a girl pregnant-without kissing her! I bet David has been so controlled his entire life that he’s expecting his loony Dad to tell him when girls no-longer have cooties!?  I kind of wish David A. won ‘American Idol’ now; He sang all those love songs as if he knew what he were doing!

Mondays hid-N-gems

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Here is one fix  FOX will try to help ‘American Idols’ ratings.

You must watch the real life Wall-E!

Here’s Sacha Baron Cohen as ‘Bruno’  interviewing Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Fridays hid-N-gems

Friday, May 16th, 2008

‘IdolsTaylor Hicks, gets a job on Broadway.

Could there be a Spiderman 4 and 5 in the future.

It’s Rumored that Britney may launch a comeback in Vegas?

David Cook Vs David and Goliath

Friday, May 16th, 2008

david cook vs david archuletta and dad

Here’s what we know about American Idol next week.  Someone named David will win.

David Archuleta will sing with his eyes closed, while looking like an Osmond; must be something in the water in Utah?

david archuletta     donny osmond

David Cook will still sport his trademark ‘just out of bed’ look!

david cook

Little David’s crazy stage-dad will continue to look like Popeye, . . . if Popeye was a pedophile.

david archuletta and dad

I really hope David Cook wins, just so I can see crazy-Popeye blow his lid!

Team David! (Cook)

Thursdays hid-N-gems

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

‘Scrubs’ creator Bill Lawrence talks about the move to ABC.

First pic from the upcoming Dragonball movie.

I love the look on Simon Cowell’s face  lastnight during Fantasia’s performance! HA!

Paula Abdul: Dazed and Confused

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Paula girl

Lately Paula Abdul has hinted that she would like to be a contestant on ‘Dancing with the Stars’, but after Wednesdays ‘American Idol’, I think she is better suited for ‘Celebrity Rehab’. The format on A.I. was slightly different than normal. All the contestants sang one song, while the Judges took notes, then they were critiqued individually by each ‘Idol’ judge.

When it got to Paula’s turn she looked buzzed flustered, “Oh gosh, we’ve never had to write these things down ..” then she attempted to critique Jason Castro,  ”Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um … .”

“The second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn’t — it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty.”  Second song?!? Whats exactly  in Paula’s red ‘Coca-Cola’ cup? None of the contestants had performed a second time. Maybe she meant that her cup was “empty”?

After a few awkward moments, Ms. AbdulO’doule’s realized her gaffe and tried to explain that she read her notes for Jason Cook by accident. But, trying to clean up Paula’s train-wreck, Simon Cowell quickly asked her who was her “favorite?”; Paula replied “David Cook”, the same person who had apparently left her empty?

Paula instead of ‘Straight up Now Tell Me’, next time, ‘Sober up and Tell Me’!

Thursdays hid-N-gems

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Paramount to open ‘Virtual Vault’.

Teri Hatcher will sing on American Idol.

Check out a video clip of Madonna/Justin’s ‘4 Minutes(to save the world)

American Idolatry

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

American Idolatry

American Idolatry continued Wednesday night as millions of people tuned into the mega-church of Fox. Host Ryan Seacrest said that over 30 million followers had phoned in and cast their vote, which according to Seacrest was a new record. But all wasn’t joyous inside as Chikieze was cast out of the congregation. After his rendition of the Beatles ‘Ive just seen a face’, I would banished him too!

Idols big charity show Idol Gives Back airs April night with sermons by these guest celebrity worshipers.

The Poor Little Rich Boy

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

ryan-rich.jpg

Ryan Seacrest Rich, got another huge payday Friday after inking a deal with Clear Channel entertainment for a new 3 hour syndicated national radio show. That’s alot of facials and pedicures, We kid! , Ryan is the hardest working man in showbusiness. James Brown’s got nothin on him! If Ryan Rich continues to expand his empire at this rate he will be the next Google.