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Often celebrities who are addicted to drugs go to posh rehab facilities to try and get clean, Robert Downey Jr. went to Burger King. Rob was driving down the PCH in a car filled “with tons of dope”, when he stopped at BK.

Downey told Britain’s Empire Magazine,

“I have to thank Burger King, It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”

At that moment Downey Jr. tossed all of his drugs into the ocean. I bet he tried to roll his ‘Whopper’ and smoke it; or snort some ‘Cheesy Tots’. Ordering half-baked instead of flame-broiled; he wanted it his way!

Forget ‘Celebrity Rehab’, Rob may be on to something? In-N-Out Burger is too addicting, Harold and Kumar are still high after White Castle, but Burger King is the perfect fast food to question your decisions in life! Somebody take Amy Winehouse there-STAT! In fact, give her a Coke IV and a Double Whopper injection!

Amy Winehouse was seen wearing what appeared to be a diaper under her dress Tuesday while on her way to visit her incarcerated husband Blake.

Arriving late to jail and missing her appointment,  Amy lashed out at the waiting paparazzi, and probably peed her pants in the process. Good thing she was wearing a Diaper!

Wino should come out with her own brand of ‘Huggies’ for druggies! ‘For those moments when you cant control your bodily-functions.’

If she keeps Pamper-ing herself with diapers, and acting like a brat; she may want to change the lyrics to her hit song to: “They tried to make me go to pre-school, I said,no,no,no.”

Amy Winehouse ran out of her home last week claiming that ghosts were trying to harm her. The troubled star went on to say that one of the ghosts is named Henry and that  the house has been taken over by the spirits.

Scratches on her arm were attributed to the ghosts and Amy refuses to go back to her London flat until the place has been exorcised.

Forget about the exorcism; no doubt her place could use a good cleaning! I’m sure the walls are caked with Meth resin.

I wonder if Amy and her so-called ghost had a ‘pottery moment’, like in the movie ‘Ghost‘? Instead of making a vase, I bet Amy was sculpting a new bong or crack pipe!

Amy’s only hope is not just rehab, its the gang from Scooby Doo!

Not only does the gang know a thing or two about ghosts, but I hear Shaggy has detox experience? Zoinks!

                                                        Michael Jackson’s mug is starting to look pretty normal compared to the the spotted, sore , and discolored mess that is Amy Winehouse’s face.

 Wino says she has Impetigo, a contagious skin disorder that forms round, crusted, and oozing spots. 

Impetigo is  caused by a bacteria. It probably started in Amy’s rats-nest of a weave.  I’m no doctor, but I think I see a hint of Meth-Face in there too?

My prescription: Take two trips to Rehab, and call me in the morning.