2 articles Tag Arrested

Amy Winehouse’s only Hope

by on April 26, 2008, 0 comments

Amy Winohouse, Headbutt

After 48 hours of hard partying, punching a man in a bar, and headbutting another man, Amy Winehouse was arrested for assault. The 24 year old singer, yes-she’s only 24(don’t do drugs kids), could get six months in jail, which is the maximum sentence in London. I’m sure Amy could use six months behind bars; it might get her clean?

 I don’t feel bad for her at all. Who I really feel bad for is the guy she headbutted! Imagine seeing this ugly mug hurtling towards your face! She might be coke-skinny, but I’m sure her nasty beehive weights about 10 lbs. It probably felt like a bowling ball crashing into him!

There is only one person that can help Amy now, and that is Zack Morris! His quick wit and charm can melt the Meth off her face.

zack morris

If he could get Jessie off Pills, he can ween Wino from her addictions.

Winohouse get so excited

theres no hpe with dope

“There’s no hope, with dope!”

Naomi Campbell’s Arrested Development

by on April 4, 2008, 0 comments

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Naomi Campbell was arrested Thursday after yelling at British Airways staff and according to the Sun “attacked a male police officer and spat at him.” The cause of the outburst was a missing bag. Throwing a tantrum is definitely not model-behavior.

So what’s her beef anyway? If Campbell’s made a soup after Naomi, I guess it would be Extra-Crabby flavor. Naomi still use to have a drug problem; I suppose I should have put her face on a bottle of Coke? . . .  just sayin!