Let’s Smurf
Monday, June 16th, 2008Everyones favorite mushroom dwelling blue creatures- the Smurfs, are coming to the big screen in ‘09. The film is said to be a mixture of CG animation and live action. I think they should update it for the 21st Century and have an alcoholic smurf named Smirnoff; just a thought. Anywho, if by some twist they decided to use live action actors to fill the Smurf roles, I have some ideas:
First I would cast the ‘Blue Guy’, Paul Karason, as Poppa Smurf.
He could hawk colloidal silver, “It’s Smurf-riffic!”
For the evil Gargamel, Jason Alexander has the right looks.
He could put the “Seinfeld-curse” on the little Smurfs!
Finally, I’m sure Mischa Barton can fill the shoes of Smurfet,
She knows a thing or two about shrooms!
