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Brad Pitt Pulls a Britney!

Could golden-boy Brad Pitt be turning into Britney Spears? The actor made a move reminiscent of classic Britney; No, he didn’t shave his head bald and attack photographers with an umbrella, but Brad was caught driving around in a golf-cart with daughter Shiloh in his lap! Both were not wearing a seat belt.

Brad and Shiloh go for a drive

I know the hysteria around the Brangelina babies makes the tots feel like the second coming of Christ, but they are mortal and could get injured. Either Brad felt really embarrassed, or Angie threw a fit because as soon as the pictures hit the web, Brad and his Lawyer team threatened legal action and the pics were quickly removed! Pitt got pissed!

If Shiloh starts asking mamma for frappuccino’s and Cheetos, Brad is going to be in the dog house!

classic britney!

The Jolie-Pitt Twins: Hot Out Of The Oven!

Hot out of the oven!

Coming soon to a newsstand near you!

Angelina Jolie’s “High School Phase”.

Angelina Jolie Cheer

Sling Blade star Billy Bob Thornton, slung some mud at ex-wife Angelina Jolie while promoting his new album. Thornton insists that Angelina is going through a “phase”, and that she might come back to him?

Said Billy Bob,

“She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there, . . . She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though,”

If she was going through a high school phase, I guess that would make her Juno, ’cause she is about to pop! Billy Bob shouldn’t give Angie any ideas; She may want a cameo in ‘High School Musical 3′. She’ll put her big belly right between Zack Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Drama!

Who knows, maybe Billy Bob is right about his ex wanting him back? He does cast a spell,  heck, even I had to meet him while he was in town filming ‘Bandits‘.

One of these guys has slept with Angelina Jolie???

(Pay no attention to my mop-top, I was going through a heavy Beatles phase.)

Back in 2000, Billy Bob had just started dating Angelina Jolie, and while I shook his hand, I remember thinking that its kind of like shaking hands with Angie!

Angelina has man-hands btw.

Angelina Jolie: Womb Raider

Angelina Joile Double D Seven

Double-D Seven 

Already know by most men (and some women) for packing heatAngelina Jolie  revealed to the Daily Mail  the extent to which she will protect her family, stating that she has armed herself with guns similar to the one she used in ‘Tomb Raider’.

She said,  ”If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I’ve no problem shooting them.”

The Action star and mother of six eight, went on to warn any perspective criminals; “Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I’d be able to use it if I had to.”

I bet Angie wanted to shoot Jack Black last month in Cannes, when he spilled the beans about her being pregnant with twins! Pushy paparazzi should also be on guard; if Brad and Angie mistake a telescopic lens as a threat, they might go all ‘Mr & Mrs Smith’ on them!

William Hung

Introducing, Glady’s Knight and the Pitts!

Gladys knight and the pitts

OK, so Gladys Knight never performed with the Pitt’s, nor did Brad and Angelina get married this weekend in New Orleans as reported by Star on March 29th, which led to a retraction the next day. The tabloid mag stuck by their sources for a full 24 hours as other mags like People dismissed the nuptial claims. It must really be the Pitts for the Star employee who ran the nonfactual story; possibly losing their job, packing their bags,  and leaving . . . on a midnight train to Georgia . . . woo woo!

A Boy and a Girl for Brad & Angelina?

Brad Pitt: Eight is Enough

Although its a magazine never to be completely trusted, In Touch is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins! A boy and a girl. It says that Angie was taking “fertility treatments” to get preggers. Thats how so many celebs lately have been having twins! J-Lo just had a pair. If the Brangelina story is true that will make them a family of eight; three boys and three girls. Their the modern day Brady Bunch! But is eight enough? Three years ago Brad Pitt had no children, now he has half a little-league team! Who knew Brad Pitt was the next Dick Van Patten?

Pitt is the new Patten!