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Things are about to get stickier if reports are true that Madonna has extended the invitation to Britney Spears to join the Material Girl on her upcoming ‘Sticky & Sweet’ world tour. The once lip-locked pair could create the concert event of the year, and it could get Britney’s music career back on track.

Choosing Britney to join the Sticky and Sweet tour seems like a no-brainer? Brit usually has sticky Cheetos-fingers, and a sweet Frappuccino in the other hand. In fact, it looks like Britney has been preparing for this tour for years! (more…)

Eddie Murphy has a big head!

Naomi Campbell’s ‘George Castanza’ impression.

Britney tried to kill herself . . . twice ya’ll!

‘Idols ‘ Taylor Hicks, gets a job on Broadway.

Could there be a Spiderman 4 and 5 in the future.

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First look: Concept art of Aaron Eckhart as ‘Two-Face’.

Listen to a clip from the first single in decades years, from  New Kids on the Block

Here is some more info on Britney arriving to court this morning.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will appear in a Los Angeles court today for further child custody hearings. Also on tap for the presiding, will be the findings from Brit’s court-ordered psychiatric evaluation, which should include her mental state and reports on her parenting skills.

According to a source from OK! magazine, the results are a “mixed bag” and doctors feel that “she still has mental issues to contend with.”

The bigger question is: Will she arrive on time? Remember last year when crazy-Britney was always hours late to court, and then if she did show up, she looked like she just rolled out of bed? I bet with daddy Spears in control, Brit-Brit will be punctual and looking like she just stepped off the set of ‘How i Met Your Mother’.

Maybe poppa Spears is telling her that he got her a role in a new movie, entitled ‘How i Met Your Honor’?

‘Scrubs” last NBC episode airs next week, then the show quietly moves to ABC for 18 more episodes!

Its official, Britney returns to the small-screen for May sweeps.

Art imitates life: ‘Baby Momma’ star is pregnant.

Christian Bale to star in Terminator 4.

Anderson Cooper is rumored to replace Katie Couric.

Britney was trying to apply make-up when involved in recent car accident. (Maybe she should stop wearing sunglasses at night also!)

Oh what a few months of conservatorship can do! Moved with emotion Britney Spears donated $25K to Idol Gives Back to help underprivileged children in Africa.

Its great to see her go from gimme more, to give them more!

 Life&Style reports that Brit “cried for two hours over the children in Africa with malaria.” Not knowing much about the disease, Britney looked it up online and was “horrified”.

Still on an allowance, she asked her Poppa first, who gave her permission to make the large donation.

If this was Britney of just a few months ago I’m sure she would have sent the children 25K of what she provided for her two kids: Cheetos, Frappuccinos, Orange Crush, and Taco Bell. Oh, and plenty of unused underwear to keep warm.

She hasn’t clothed her own in awhile, but Britney Spears wants to dress your kids.

Guess who is turning 17 today???

Johnny 5 is still alive! A Short Circuit remake is in the works.

When asked about the intense media attention on Britney Spears by Yo on E!, Madonna said “They need to step off!” and re-invented herself into SuperMadge and added ” For real. . . Lets go save her.”

At once the Material girl swooped into action. Armed with more than music muscle, Madge has four other weapons in her arsenal.

 1) The Frappuccino-Trappuccino. It pumps out any left over Caffeine-addicted Starbucks gunk, and eliminates all Frap residue from the body.

 2) Madonna’s wearing her ‘Pointy Brassier of Truth’, which can block any negative and malicious lie the tabloids can throw at Brit.

3) Madonna is loaded with an arm-full of red Kabbalah bracelets to ward-off the ‘Evil-Eye’ of the paparazzi ( and persuade foolish people into spending ridiculous amounts of money on a red string.)

4) Like a Virgin Scrub. The scrub can wash off any previous bad behavior, nicotine teeth, crack-hands, Cheetos fingers, and return Britney to the squeaky-clean time of years past.