Posts Tagged ‘Divorce’

Madonna and Guy Need a Holiday

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Hard Counseling

With divorce rumors flying around quicker than a ray of light, Madonna’s mother-in law is speaking out saying that her sons marriage is not on the borderline, “because there is no divorce”, she says.  Hopefully Guy’s mum is not sugar-coating anything? She went on saying,

“They are no different to most other couples; We all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses.”

Other “friends” have said the power couple plan to split after Madonna’s ‘Sticky and Sweet’ tour wraps in November. Guy Ritchie is reportedly heading to New York in one last-ditch effort to save his marriage.

It looks to me like they spend too much time apart. Guy should join Madonna on her tour, because, forget kabbalah, it’s music that makes the people come together! Remember that!

 

Tuesdays hid-N-gems

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Speculation about the state of Madonna’s marriage, continues.

Britain’s favorite Male Actor is ???  (Hint: He just turned 45)

Further proof that most young actors should not be singers!

Paul McCartney: Free as a Bird

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Paul McCartney: Free as a bird

In answer to the question,”Will you still need me . . .when I’m 64?”, the answer was NO for Paul McCartney, as the aged Beatle was separated from estranged wife Heather Mills then. But Monday Sir Paul, now 65, can finally be free as a bird, as a London Judge has granted the former pair a Divorce decree. The divorce will be finalized in six weeks .

The divorce settlement of course wasn’t free; dodo, Heather Mills was awarded $33,000 for each day Paul and her nested. The once former lovebirds cant even be in the same room without arguing and pecking at one another.

Unfortunately for Paul, his cuckoo ex-wife will always be in his life because they hatched a little Chicky together; daughter Beatrice who is now 4.

Hopefully in time, Paul can take his broken wings and learn to fly-with his new bird!

Thursdays hid-N-gems

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Looks like Jimmy Fallon will take over as Host when Conan O’ Brien leaves.

Gary Colman and wife of 6 months are getting a divorce. On Divorce Court!

Which ‘Hills‘ star battled Meth addiction? Find out Here!

Got to Get you Out of My Life!

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Paul McCartney monopoly money

It was a hard days night, but Paul McCartney has got to admit its getting better, as ex Heather Mills was only awarded $48 million dollars in their divorce settlement. $48 Million is a very small slice of Paul’s $800 million fortune. Finally Paul can say hellogoodbye to Heather and stop her from saying “you never give me your money.”

The low settlement, by Paul standards, is the equivalent of paying the Taxman or lovely Rita. Mrs Mills, the fool on the hill, fired her legal team and represented herself; that screams “I am CRAZY!” Paul, for his part, should have known better with a girl like her. With a multimillion ticket to ride, Paul is free as a bird to search across the universe and hopefully come together with real love! Whew! There’s more puns in this post than an Al Roker segment on Today!

The McCartney-Mills Showdown

Monday, February 11th, 2008

mcartney-1.jpgThe long and winding road in the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce proceedings lead to the door of London’s High Court Monday. The Divorce hearing which are scheduled for 5 days will determine how much alimony Sir Paul will have to pay his estranged wife. Heather, in true form, that is crazy as ever, fired her legal team late last year and is representing herself in the case. If Paul decides to testify, Heather could very well cross- examine him! Paul has reportedly offered (more…)