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Oh Behave, Ashley! Spitzer-scandal call-girl, Ashley Dupre is suing ‘Girls Gone Wild’ founder Joe Francis for 10 million dollars! Ashley appeared in a ‘Girls Gone Wild’ video back in 2003, and her lawyers say that Joe’s selling of the old footage,  intends to “exploit Ms. Dupré’s image and likeness for their own financial gain at the emotional and physical expense of Ms. Dupré.” Hell hath no fury, like a hooker scorn!

The ‘International Madam of Mystery’, is also saying that she was only 17 at the time, and that alcoholic beverages had “induced her into exposing her breasts while being filmed.”

But Tuesday, Joe Francis reveled another tape, in which Ashley is asked how old she is and she provides them a fake I.D. showing her to be in her 20’s; Ashley also gives complete consent to ‘Girls Gone Wild’,… Looks like the jokes on her.

Ash should go back to her original Dr. Evil, . . .

He’s much easier to get money out of!

 Spitzer scandal call-girl Ashley Dupre can go from  Hooker to “Hired”, if Donald Trump has his way.  The Donald wants to pimp her out on his new reality show based on My Fair Lady. Guess Ashley could sing “On the Street Where You Live.”

The show will take a handful of party girls and turn them into refined sophisticated women. But, before trying to mold these women, the Trumpster should tame his hair first. So far he makes an awful Rex Hairison!

Coming to a Brothel near you! You, Me and Dupre.  Although the 2006 film of the same name had some funny moments, I would pay to see this one! Even Ashley Dupre, who’s been exposed as a call-girl and has the media digging into every part of her life, has handling the public pressure far better than the Dupre of the original film Owen Wilson. After this movie the trio is expected to start work on an updated Threes Company followed by How Spitzer Got His Groove Back.

Ever since the recent prostitution scandal that changed the hierarchy of New York state government, many have wondered why a man like Eliot Spitzer, who had everything, would want to pick up the phone and reach out and touch someone? It might all go back to the early 80’s? That is when the block-buster movie E.T. came out. The insistent alien kept telling Eliot to phone someone.

Something in that movie must have turned on Eliot Spitzer’s heart-light? Was it when E.T. dressed like a prostitute?

 Or when the alien wooed Eliot with sweets?

Whatever it was, it sent the former Governor over the moon!

Episode 7: The Emperor’s Club Strikes Back! If your traveling through the Galaxy and are looking for a little companionship, fly over to The Emperor’s Club. From Tatooine to Endor we can find the perfect match for you at hyperspace speed. Weather your human or Wookie, alien, or Hutt we have the call-girl you desire. Get your Dark-Side on at the Emperor’s Club, we even found a match for this beastly creature!

Breaking news! A number of celebrities have been implicated in the Emperors Club prostitution crime. The scandal which brought down NY Governor Eliot Spitzer also has ties to Hollywood. Rumors of prominent actors involved in the call-girl ring have sent a chill down tinsel-town.

According to documents obtained, the actors revealed are Kevin Kline, young Emile Hirsch, Numbers star Rob Morrow(talk about your northern exposure) and the most shocking name on the list, Patrick Dempsey, also known as Client McFive.

OK, so maybe they all starred in the movie the Emperor’s Club. But I’m sure that Eliot Spitzer would have rather acted in that box-office dud (only did 23 million total) than go through the embarrassment and disgrace he’s starring in now!