Now this is the bump heard around the world! Forget about the New Yorker Obama cover; Angelina Jolie’s baby-bump magazine spread is what should cause a public outrage. Angie and partner Brad Pitt are reportedly getting $15-20 Million for the first pictures of their new kids.

There’s something wrong in the world when multi-millionaires, get paid multi-millions just for a glimpse at their spawn! How can these magazines afford spending that much? I don’t know about you, but I usually read my celebrity mags while in the checkout line. The key is to get behind someone with a cart full of groceries, or a really old person, then you can read most of the mag for free!

Imagine if us regular folk got paid Millions for the first pictures of our kids. I would be like James Brown, spreading my seed everywhere! I would be the hardest working man not in showbusiness!