Amy’s Haunted Winehouse!
Monday, May 26th, 2008
Amy Winehouse ran out of her home last week claiming that ghosts were trying to harm her. The troubled star went on to say that one of the ghosts is named Henry and that the house has been taken over by the spirits.
Scratches on her arm were attributed to the ghosts and Amy refuses to go back to her London flat until the place has been exorcised.
Forget about the exorcism; no doubt her place could use a good cleaning! I’m sure the walls are caked with Meth resin.
I wonder if Amy and her so-called ghost had a ‘pottery moment’, like in the movie ‘Ghost‘? Instead of making a vase, I bet Amy was sculpting a new bong or crack pipe!
Amy’s only hope is not just rehab, its the gang from Scooby Doo!
Not only does the gang know a thing or two about ghosts, but I hear Shaggy has detox experience? Zoinks!
