Paul McCartney Ex-wife, Heather Mills, still thinks the public is interested in her. To show the world the truth about her life, Heather helped launch the website Youcare.com. The site is supposed to shed light on the evils of the press and blames all of Heather’s crazy shenanigans on the negative tabloids.
In other news, Heather will also be starring in the new summer movie, The Ex-Files: I want to believe . . . I’m still relevant!
In answer to the question,”Will you still need me . . .when I’m 64?”, the answer was NO for Paul McCartney, as the aged Beatle was separated from estranged wife Heather Mills then. But Monday Sir Paul, now 65, can finally be free as a bird, as a London Judge has granted the former pair a Divorce decree. The divorce will be finalized in six weeks .
The divorce settlement of course wasn’t free; dodo, Heather Mills was awarded $33,000 for each day Paul and her nested. The once former lovebirds cant even be in the same room without arguing and pecking at one another.
Unfortunately for Paul, his cuckoo ex-wife will always be in his life because they hatched a little Chicky together; daughter Beatrice who is now 4.
Hopefully in time, Paul can take his broken wings and learn to fly-with his new bird!
Fleetwood mac may be re-uniting with Sheryl Crow.
Heather Mills is reportedly hiring a forensic accounting team to prove that Paul is worth more than $800 million. Greedy!
Celebrity Family Feud is coming to primetime.
NBC and ABC are in a tug of war for Scrubs.
Heather Mills is coming to America (NO!) and she wants to be the next J.K. Rowling.
And dont forget to watch Britney Spears guest-spot on tonights How i Met Your Mother.
In a move the Bush administration would approve, Heather Mills poured a glass of water over the head of Ex husband Paul McCartney’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton after hearing the divorce settlement was far less than what she had wanted. Heather was led out of the court after the incident and told reporters on the steps outside that Fiona had been “baptised in court.”
Heather is really looking like an immature brat. The reason for the dousing she said was because Paul’s lawyer had called her “many, many, many names”, sounds like someone got their knickers in a bunch!
Even her father is embarrassed by her actions saying ”She has done very well representing herself in court. The settlement is a good one. What she was demanding was ridiculous. She should be set for life.”
I’m sure the U.S. Defense Department is very interested in Heather Mills. They could use an experienced waterboarder like her in Guantanamo! To view the court sketches of Water-Gate 2.o click here!
It was a hard days night, but Paul McCartney has got to admit its getting better, as ex Heather Mills was only awarded $48 million dollars in their divorce settlement. $48 Million is a very small slice of Paul’s $800 million fortune. Finally Paul can say hellogoodbye to Heather and stop her from saying “you never give me your money.”
The low settlement, by Paul standards, is the equivalent of paying the Taxman or lovely Rita. Mrs Mills, the fool on the hill, fired her legal team and represented herself; that screams “I am CRAZY!” Paul, for his part, should have known better with a girl like her. With a multimillion ticket to ride, Paul is free as a bird to search across the universe and hopefully come together with real love! Whew! There’s more puns in this post than an Al Roker segment on Today!
The long and winding road in the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce proceedings lead to the door of London’s High Court Monday. The Divorce hearing which are scheduled for 5 days will determine how much alimony Sir Paul will have to pay his estranged wife. Heather, in true form, that is crazy as ever, fired her legal team late last year and is representing herself in the case. If Paul decides to testify, Heather could very well cross- examine him! Paul has reportedly offered (more…)
