Suri Cruise is following in her fathers footsteps protocol and staring opposite another popular robot, Wall-E. Early reviews are very positive,
” With a little WD40, Suri could be the next Keanu Reeves.”
” More life-like than any Disneyland Animatronic, including Abe Lincoln!”
” Unlike Tom’s(Cruise) recent films, I had my eye’s wide open!”
Congratulations Suri Cruise. Your first film is getting better buisness than your mothers new play!
A more subdued Tom Cruise sat down with Oprah Winfrey to clear up many questions about the star and his crazy antics of the past couple years. Some of the things they discussed were the ‘couch-jumping’ incident(”it was a moment.”), his chastising Brooke Shields,(”I was wrong about Post Partum Depression.”), and his involvment in Scientology( “I believe in God.”)
The most intriguing segment though, was when Oprah asked him about the many rumors that daughter Suri is not his biological daughter? Tom then explained the origin of Suri: “She’s spectacular, She really is just magic.”
So there you have it, straight from Tom’s mouth. Suri is all smoke and mirrors just like we expected! Be sure to catch the second part of Oprah’s interview on Monday, where hopefully Tom will explain how he constructed his robo-wife Katie Holmes!
Suri Cruise turn 2 years old tomorrow (April 18th) and the terrible-two’s may get worse for the kid if this weeks headlines are true.
Tom and Katie’s reported struggle over the celebuBot is enough to make poor Suri short-circuit. I hope they give her a good tune up on her Birthday.
Tired of life in Cruise-control, the mags say that Katie, who may be moving to Manhattan for a gig on Broadway, wants a “trial separation”, but Tom wants to keep her and Suri under his watchful eye. Star and InTouch are never to be 100% trusted, but there is usually a hint of truth to the headlines.
Boy, Little Suri has grown up so fast; nearly as tall as her father and almost as animated as Asimo!
Kids, they upgrade so fast!
Tom Cruise may be starring in a real life Mission Impossible; trying to separate wife Katie Holmes from BFF Victoria Beckham. According to the Daily Mail, Tom is concerned about the Spice Girl rubbing off on Katie, who views Victoria as “a role model.”
Kate, who has already adopted Posh’s hairstyle and fashion sense has Tom allarmed over her shrinking weight. Katie looks like she’s eating for the number of people who saw ‘Lions for Lambs’: slim to none!
The mag says she lost the weight by following Victoria’s “900 calorie a day eating plan”, which includes “seaweed shakes” and “edamame beans”. I guess a rail thin frame makes Tom want to keep his eyes wide shut? Don’t be glib Tom, it could be worse; Katie could be *gasp!* taking diet pills!
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