Michael Phelps Flakes on Kellogg’s
Friday, February 6th, 2009
Remember when Michael Phelps was talking about his 12,000 calorie a day diet, and how he had to keep shoveling food into his body because he needed the energy to swim? Turns out - dude just had the munchies!
One thing Michael probably doesn’t feel like eating today is Kellogg’s cereal. The Corn Flakes company has dropped Michael as a spokesman after a picture of him smoking marijuana from a bong surfaced last week.
When Phelps appetite kicks in, he should really try a bowl of Weedies cereal. Just mix it with a little bong-water and your good to go – nowhere! Try it raw or half-baked. It’s the Breakfast of Chimpanzees!
