I got all excited Monday, when I turned on Oprah and started watching what I thought was a Little House on the Prairie reunion, but then after viewing a few minutes and not seeing half-pint, I realised that Oprah was actually at the polygamy compound Yearning for Zion.
This is the ranch that was raided by Texas law enforcement last year over concerns of sexual abuse. It was headed by that crazy guy Warren Jeffs. Never trust a guy with two first names, I say.
First Oprah talked to a group of school kids. They were all very polite and well mannered, but then things got freaky; Oprah asked them if they had ever heard of Mickey Mouse? None of the kids had a clue who he was!?!
Forcing young girls to marry at fourteen is one thing, but to deprive your kids of Mickey Mouse is an outrage! These kids need to be rescued from this compound and taken to Disneyland A-SAP!