Burger King Saved Robert Downey Jr.
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
Often celebrities who are addicted to drugs go to posh rehab facilities to try and get clean, Robert Downey Jr. went to Burger King. Rob was driving down the PCH in a car filled “with tons of dope”, when he stopped at BK.
Downey told Britain’s Empire Magazine,
“I have to thank Burger King, It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”
At that moment Downey Jr. tossed all of his drugs into the ocean. I bet he tried to roll his ‘Whopper’ and smoke it; or snort some ‘Cheesy Tots’. Ordering half-baked instead of flame-broiled; he wanted it his way!
Forget ‘Celebrity Rehab’, Rob may be on to something? In-N-Out Burger is too addicting, Harold and Kumar are still high after White Castle, but Burger King is the perfect fast food to question your decisions in life! Somebody take Amy Winehouse there-STAT! In fact, give her a Coke IV and a Double Whopper injection!
