Amy Winehouse’s Face is Falling Apart.
Monday, March 24th, 2008 
Michael Jackson’s mug is starting to look pretty normal compared to the the spotted, sore , and discolored mess that is Amy Winehouse’s face.
Wino says she has Impetigo, a contagious skin disorder that forms round, crusted, and oozing spots.
Impetigo is caused by a bacteria. It probably started in Amy’s rats-nest of a weave. I’m no doctor, but I think I see a hint of Meth-Face in there too?
My prescription: Take two trips to Rehab, and call me in the morning.
