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Imagine pulling up to the drive-thru window and seeing Americas most attention-starved duo, Heidi and Spencer - handing you your food! That happened to customers at a Taco Bell in Los Angeles.

Speidi was at the fast-food joint to raise awareness for global hunger, which makes sense, as they are fame-hungry.

I would be afraid of Spencer’s blond whiskers falling into my food, or Heidi’s Bisquick-makeup getting in my burrito! You don’t want to get TB at Taco Bell!

If they show up at my ‘Bell’, I’m running for the hills, or the boarder!

Ed McMahon fights to save his home from foreclosure; could use a Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!

These two  were spotted at Disneyland, with their camera crews in tow.

Kevin Federline wins Father of the Year  award.

Mount Lushmore

Ain’t no mountain high enough, to keep me unglued! The guilty-pleasure show of many got renewed for a fourth season. The girls of ‘The Hills’ will return Aug.19th with all new episodes-chronicling what happened over their summer.

Expect more of the same; the girls eating at trendy LA restaurants, Lauren and Heidi getting catty, Audrina’s crazy-eyes that always look up-ward; Spencer and Heidi breaking-up, then making-up again, . . . to eventually break-up. Come to think of it, every episode is nearly the same, but you cant look away!

I wonder what the founding fathers of television would think of ‘The Hills’? They would probably be repulsed by the lack of a real story-line, suspicious editing, and seemingly set-up situations? Then after a few minutes, they would get sucked into the faux drama! ‘The Hills’ are alive with the sound of ratings!

You can nail a coffin in the relationship of ‘Hills’ stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montague. The reality pair are in talks with MTV for their very own faux reality show! The show will follow the couple as they plan their wedding and become newlyweds.

Great move putting your brand new life together on television. It did wonders for Nick and Jessica’s marriage. With such a rocky relationship already, Spencer and Heidi are pretty much begging for a divorce.

 I would rather watch these two on the Amazing Race. Talk about drama! The fighting and bickering in foreign continents would be captivating! Or better yet, what if another team in the race was Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner? Someone from CBS should call me; I think I just struck ratings gold!