David Cook Vs David and Goliath
Friday, May 16th, 2008
Here’s what we know about American Idol next week. Someone named David will win.
David Archuleta will sing with his eyes closed, while looking like an Osmond; must be something in the water in Utah?
David Cook will still sport his trademark ‘just out of bed’ look!
Little David’s crazy stage-dad will continue to look like Popeye, . . . if Popeye was a pedophile.
I really hope David Cook wins, just so I can see crazy-Popeye blow his lid!
Team David! (Cook)
