Suri Cruise is following in her fathers footsteps protocol and staring opposite another popular robot, Wall-E. Early reviews are very positive,
” With a little WD40, Suri could be the next Keanu Reeves.”
” More life-like than any Disneyland Animatronic, including Abe Lincoln!”
” Unlike Tom’s(Cruise) recent films, I had my eye’s wide open!”
Congratulations Suri Cruise. Your first film is getting better buisness than your mothers new play!
John McCain gave a speech last month where he looked into the future and saw a world where the U.S. had captured Osama Bin Laden, and won the Iraq war.
When I peer into the future, all I see is Tobey Maguire’s daughter, turning into the next Rachel Dratch!
Hey, not every kid can be as cute as Shiloh, or constructed as well as Suri Cruise.
Just sayin . . .
Suri Cruise is like a ‘Tickle Me Elmo’, ever year she gets an upgrade! For Suri’s second year she is learning to tap dance. If she picks up dancing as quickly as Asimo, she may be a triple-threat(singer, dancer, and actor) in no time!
Her father got his big break in the movie T.A.P.S., looks like Suri will be following in his footsteps.
With a bit more practice and programming, Suri Cruise can turn into Suri Temple!
“On the good chip, lollipop.”
A pregnant Nicole Kidman is actually showing!?!
How much did Suri Cruise’s second Birthday cost??
Is this Weezers new album cover? Pretty funny!
Further proof that there are less and less original story ideas around Hollywood; it is rumored that a Feature Film version of 80’s sitcom Punky Brewster is in development. On tap to star in the remake is none other than smiley Miley Cyrus. Fred Savage is in talks to direct. Fred directed ’Daddy Day-Care’ and a few episodes of ‘It’s always Sunny in Philadephia’; with that resume it looks like the production company is sparing no expense!
Miley is this years ‘It‘ tween, but does she have Punky Power!? She already feels a bit old for the part. Original ‘Punky’, Soleil Moon Frey, was around 9 yrs old on the show, Miley is already a ripe 15; she wont need foster dad, Henry for long!
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Suri Cruise turn 2 years old tomorrow (April 18th) and the terrible-two’s may get worse for the kid if this weeks headlines are true.
Tom and Katie’s reported struggle over the celebuBot is enough to make poor Suri short-circuit. I hope they give her a good tune up on her Birthday.
Tired of life in Cruise-control, the mags say that Katie, who may be moving to Manhattan for a gig on Broadway, wants a “trial separation”, but Tom wants to keep her and Suri under his watchful eye. Star and InTouch are never to be 100% trusted, but there is usually a hint of truth to the headlines.
Boy, Little Suri has grown up so fast; nearly as tall as her father and almost as animated as Asimo!
Kids, they upgrade so fast!
