Posts Tagged ‘Suri’

Vulcan is the new Vatican

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Vulcan is the new Vatican

The Vatican’s chief Astronomer announced Tuesday that believing in extraterrestrial life does not contradict faith, and went on to say, “Just as we consider earthly creatures as ‘a brother,’ and ’sister,’ why should we not talk about an ‘extraterrestrial brother’?”

Tom Cruise must feel vindicated!

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Tom Cruise Explains the Origin of Suri

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Suri is magic

A more subdued Tom Cruise sat down with Oprah Winfrey to clear up many questions about the star and his crazy antics of the past couple years. Some of the things they discussed were the ‘couch-jumping’ incident(“it was a moment.”), his chastising Brooke Shields,(“I was wrong about Post Partum Depression.”), and his involvment in Scientology( “I believe in God.”)

The most intriguing segment  though, was when Oprah asked him about the many rumors that daughter Suri is not his biological daughter? Tom then explained the origin of Suri: “She’s spectacular, She really is just magic.”

So there you have it, straight from Tom’s mouth. Suri is all smoke and mirrors just like we expected! Be sure to catch the second part of Oprah’s interview on Monday, where hopefully Tom will explain how he constructed his robo-wife Katie Holmes!