Now this is a reality show I would watch! Denise Richards thinks her life is complicated, try balancing this brood! The Brangelina Bunch also up-ed the ante by having two new babies; that makes ‘Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood’ look like a breeze. The sibling rivalry and drama between the kids would make The Hills look scripted, . . . oh wait, it already is.

And talks about Survivor, with Brad and Angie’s busy schedules, its got to be a struggle in their chateau for any attention!

The Brangelina Bunch is a Sherwood Schwartz production.

I so saw this coming; Whitney Port of ‘the Hills’, is getting her own show!

Sharon Stone gets dropped from ‘Mermaid Island’  for ‘China’ remarks. Now that’s Karma!

Metallica launches-Mission: Metallica.

Tori Spelling will visit her old zip-code.

Mount Lushmore

Ain’t no mountain high enough, to keep me unglued! The guilty-pleasure show of many got renewed for a fourth season. The girls of ‘The Hills’ will return Aug.19th with all new episodes-chronicling what happened over their summer.

Expect more of the same; the girls eating at trendy LA restaurants, Lauren and Heidi getting catty, Audrina’s crazy-eyes that always look up-ward; Spencer and Heidi breaking-up, then making-up again, . . . to eventually break-up. Come to think of it, every episode is nearly the same, but you cant look away!

I wonder what the founding fathers of television would think of ‘The Hills’? They would probably be repulsed by the lack of a real story-line, suspicious editing, and seemingly set-up situations? Then after a few minutes, they would get sucked into the faux drama! ‘The Hills’ are alive with the sound of ratings!

The Cure will release a new single each month until new album is out!

Check out some behind the scenes photos of  ‘the Hills’ girls at Rolling Stone.

Gary Colman and wife of 6 months are getting a divorce. On Divorce Court!

Which ‘Hills‘ star battled Meth addiction? Find out Here!

You can nail a coffin in the relationship of ‘Hills’ stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montague. The reality pair are in talks with MTV for their very own faux reality show! The show will follow the couple as they plan their wedding and become newlyweds.

Great move putting your brand new life together on television. It did wonders for Nick and Jessica’s marriage. With such a rocky relationship already, Spencer and Heidi are pretty much begging for a divorce.

 I would rather watch these two on the Amazing Race. Talk about drama! The fighting and bickering in foreign continents would be captivating! Or better yet, what if another team in the race was Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner? Someone from CBS should call me; I think I just struck ratings gold!

My favorite from the Hills, Whitney Port is starting her own fashion line.

Dark Knight marketing campaign cruises the streets.