Posts Tagged ‘the Love Guru’

Verne, Lies, and Videotape

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

Verne Troyer sex tape

Verne(Mini-Me) Troyer, is suing gossip website TMZ for publishing and airing a part of his “stolen” sex tape that surfaced last week. For a little man, he’s asking for a lot of money-$20 MILLION DOLLARS! Also named in the lawsuit is Kevin Blatt, who leaked Paris Hilton’s, ‘One Night in Paris’ sex tape.

Verne, or as I like to call him, iPod-Nano, should be more embarrassed about ‘The Love Guru; his sex tape, I’m sure, is getting better reviews. The whole creepy video is probably over in a minute anyway- the guy is only like a foot tall, . . . I’m just doing the math.

The only thing I’m curious to see, is if Verne has Xavier Roberts scrawled across his rear-end?

Xavier Roberts

But, with the revelation of Verns video-voyeurism, Mini-Me is turning into a Garbage Pail Kid!

Garbage Pail Verne Troyer

Spy Vs Spy

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Steve Carell and Get Smart - spanked Mike Myers and his latest film The Love Guru at the box office this weekend. Steve’s spy flick came in first place with nearly $39 million. With the recent reports of Mike Myers diva behavior; I was so glad his latest flick came in fourth place! Oh Behave Mike!