Posts Tagged ‘Thomas Beatie’

The Pregnant Man Gives Birth

Friday, July 4th, 2008

PUSH

Thomas Beatie, the worlds first “Pregnant Man“, gave birth Thursday. Many wondered what the sex of the child would be, and when all was said and done out popped Clay Aiken. How very gender-neutral of Thomas. I always thought Mick Jagger would pass through that birth canal; Shows you what I know?

Father/Mother, and Aiken are said to be doing fine. The real challenge ahead is going to be keeping the new child nourished properly. After having his her breasts removed, Thomas can only sqeeze out skim-milk!

I wish Thomas Beatie, his wife, and their new bundle of joy all the best. I’m sure they will mold Clay into whatever he wants to be!

thomas and Clay

Clay, Mates!?!

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Claymates

The Artificial Insemination Club 

Clay Aiken is going to be a father reports TMZ. Aiken knocked up Jaymes Foster, a friend and record producer, who now has a ‘little-Clay’ in her Kiln. Instead of getting pregnant the traditional route, Jaymes got artificially inseminated.

Clay now joins the ranks of Michael Jackson, who artificial inseminated his Nurse, and Thomas Beatie - the worlds first pregnant man.

With all the potential male DNA to be inseminated with,  Jaymes Foster chose someone with handsome features, great hair,  a decent singing voice as the sperm-donor.  The 50 year old Foster and the 29 year old Clay are like Ashton and Demi from an opposite parallel universe. Just goes to show, that no matter where you go, Cougars are on the prowl!

Darth Vader’s Secret

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

Darth vaders secret

Dath vaders secret

vader takes off helmet

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The Pregnant Man

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Thomas Beatie on Maury Povich

Thomas Beatie, a transgender male who is pregnant, has made quite a splash around news outlets claiming to be the first pregnant man. I don’t mind if she he and his wife want to have a child, but what does irritate me is how many in the media are touting this as a medical breakthrough. Many are acting as if Thomas was genetically born a man. Oprah was gushing at her him like it was a new species of humanoid when in fact Thomas had his her boobs cut off and has been taking testosterone.

If having facial hair makes you a man, then wouldn’t Frida Kahlo be the first pregnant man?

frida kahlo

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