Tom Cruise is not doing Top Gun 2.

Here is the trailer for Jim Carrey next movie ‘Yes Man’, looks pretty good!

Suri Cruise is following in her fathers footsteps protocol and staring opposite another popular robot, Wall-E. Early reviews are very positive,

” With a little WD40, Suri could be the next Keanu Reeves.”

” More life-like than any Disneyland Animatronic, including Abe Lincoln!”

” Unlike Tom’s(Cruise) recent films, I had my eye’s wide open!”

Congratulations Suri Cruise. Your first film is getting better buisness than your mothers new play!

Suri Cruise is like a ‘Tickle Me Elmo’, ever year she gets an upgrade! For Suri’s second year she is learning to tap dance. If she picks up dancing as quickly as Asimo, she may be a triple-threat(singer, dancer, and actor) in no time!

Her father got his big break in the movie T.A.P.S., looks like Suri will be following in his footsteps.

With a bit more practice and programming, Suri Cruise can turn into Suri Temple!

“On the good chip, lollipop.”

The Vatican’s chief Astronomer announced Tuesday that believing in extraterrestrial life does not contradict faith, and went on to say, “Just as we consider earthly creatures as ‘a brother,’ and ’sister,’ why should we not talk about an ‘extraterrestrial brother’?”

Tom Cruise must feel vindicated!

A more subdued Tom Cruise sat down with Oprah Winfrey to clear up many questions about the star and his crazy antics of the past couple years. Some of the things they discussed were the ‘couch-jumping’ incident(“it was a moment.”), his chastising Brooke Shields,(“I was wrong about Post Partum Depression.”), and his involvment in Scientology( “I believe in God.”)

The most intriguing segment  though, was when Oprah asked him about the many rumors that daughter Suri is not his biological daughter? Tom then explained the origin of Suri: “She’s spectacular, She really is just magic.”

So there you have it, straight from Tom’s mouth. Suri is all smoke and mirrors just like we expected! Be sure to catch the second part of Oprah’s interview on Monday, where hopefully Tom will explain how he constructed his robo-wife Katie Holmes!

For starring on an show about a kid who gets adopted with the chance at having a real family, child-star Gary Coleman does not want kids of his own! Gary and new bride of eight months Shannon Price recently finished a stint on ‘Divorce Court’ to try and “save” their marriage. Although the pair have not yet consummated the marriage,  they were asked if they will ever had a kid together?

Gary’s response: “I promised her one, . . . and I knew once I made that promise, I committed myself to a life of Hell!”

Gary went on a small (no pun intended) tirade about the cost of raising a child, and then said, ” I have to be prepared for the jail days, and the drunk-driving days, and the gang days . . .” Sounds like Gary thinks his wife is going to give birth to Todd Bridges?!?

I guess growing up with Todd Bridges and Dana Plato as your only older-sibling role models can damage anyone for life? Gary also revealed that before he met Shannon he had absolutely no friends. I think Gary and Shannon should double-date with Tom and Katie. Tom could finally have someone he can look eye to eye with!

Episode 2 , Return of the Jumper: Along time ago(2005) in a galaxy far, far, away(Chicago) Tom Cruise appeared on ‘Oprah’. During the segmant Tom jumped up and down on Ms. O’s couch, declaring his love for girlfriend Katie Holmes. He would later molest the furniture of ‘The View’, and ‘The Tonight Show’.

Now the prodigal Scientologist returns, to celebrate his 25 years on the silver screen, but this time Oprah isnt taking any Risky Buisness; the episode will be shot at Tom’s Colorado home. Ms Winfrey wont let her set get beaten down by the jumper again. Tomcat can pounce all over his own home furnishings!

His last film, ‘Lions for Lambs’ tanked, and his new movie ‘Valkyrie’, has been pushed back twice! If his career takes another bomb, I see this in Tom’s future. . .

Sticking-up for Tom’s Scientology beliefs, Madonna told New York magazine “I don’t care if people worship turtles or frogs – if they’re good people, that’s all I care about, and he (Cruise) is a good person.

Maybe Tom should study Kabbalah? The ‘Evil-eye’ of Kabbalah feels more believable than the alien intergalactic ruler Xenu!

Madonna went on to say that Tommy ” gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal; just as I think a lot of marginalised people get a raw deal.”

Calling him marginalised sounds like a jab at his height. I guess its hard not to have fun with Tom?

New images from  Star Wars: The Clone Wars are online.

The reports of a Tom/Posh fued seem untrue. Tomkat attend Victorias 34 bday bash.