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Suri Cruise turn 2 years old tomorrow (April 18th) and the terrible-two’s may get worse for the kid if this weeks headlines are true.

Tom and Katie’s reported struggle over the celebuBot is enough to make poor Suri short-circuit. I hope they give her a good tune up on her Birthday.

Tired of life in Cruise-control, the mags say that Katie, who may be moving to Manhattan for a gig on Broadway, wants a “trial separation”, but Tom wants to keep her and Suri under his watchful eye. Star and InTouch are never to be 100% trusted, but there is usually a hint of truth to the headlines.

Boy, Little Suri has grown up so fast; nearly as tall as her father and almost as animated as Asimo!

Kids, they upgrade so fast!

Tom Cruise may be starring in a real life Mission Impossible; trying to separate wife Katie Holmes from BFF Victoria Beckham. According to the Daily Mail,  Tom is concerned about the Spice Girl rubbing off on Katie, who views Victoria as “a role model.”

Kate, who has already adopted Posh’s hairstyle and fashion sense has Tom allarmed over her shrinking weight. Katie looks like she’s eating for the number of people who saw ‘Lions for Lambs’: slim to none!

The mag says she lost the weight by following Victoria’s “900 calorie a day eating plan”, which includes “seaweed shakes” and “edamame beans”. I guess a rail thin frame makes Tom want to keep his eyes wide shut? Don’t be glib Tom, it could be worse; Katie could be *gasp!*  taking diet pills!

Although Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are both Catholic, it is rumored that the couple have tapped Tom ‘Corleone’ Cruise to be the Godfather of their twins. Maybe it was the reported $200,000 Tom spent on baby gifts that gave the Scientologist the honor, or maybe he made them an offer they couldn’t refuse.

Jen’s dad is a Scientologist. Maybe he wanted them to be spiritually guided by old L.Ron mother Hubbard. Tom played it cool when approached to be Godfather, but I hear after they left . . .

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” - the Godfather

Kevin, you got some splainin to do! How will Kevin Federline react when everyones favorite casualties Jayden James and Sean Preston, ask their father how he met Britney? That’s going to be as uncomfortable as explaining where babies come from. Will he tell how they met over a box of Marlboro’s and got knocked up fell in love? Or will he remember the day Momma shaved her head got a bad haircut? 

Of all the shows for Britney to start her comeback, its a show about a mother! I love the Irony. But Kevin shouldn’t feel too bad. Telling a tale like this could be a whole lot worse! What is Tom Cruise going to say to daughter Suri when she asked how he brainwashed met mommy?Now, that’s going to be one uncomfortable situation!

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