There’s Something Fishy About Tori
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
Ever since Tori Spelling flopped onto the small screen in Beverly Hills 90210, I have always thought she looks like a fish. I don’t know if its the large eyes or the collagen-like lips, but she exudes more ‘clown-fish’ than Nemo!
This week Tori and her catch, Dean McDermott welcomed the latest guppy to their pond, daughter Stella Doreen McDermott. I’m happy for the couples addition, if only they would stop spawning terrible reality shows! First they had ‘Tori and Dean: Inn Love’; now later this month they will debut ‘Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood’.
I caught a bit of there first reality show and nearly got sick. I think it was Mercury poisoning. They should have a disclaimer from the Department Fish and Game before each episode! “Too much of this show may harm you.”
If Tori and Dean’s marriage should ever go belly-up, I found the perfect guy for her . . .
Mon Calamari from ‘The Empire Strikes Back’; Tori will be hooked!
