Posts Tagged ‘Twins’

The Jolie-Pitt Twins: Hot Out Of The Oven!

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Hot out of the oven!

Coming soon to a newsstand near you!

Tom Cruise to be J.Lo and Marc’s Godfather?

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

The Cruise father

Although Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are both Catholic, it is rumored that the couple have tapped Tom ‘Corleone’ Cruise to be the Godfather of their twins. Maybe it was the reported $200,000 Tom spent on baby gifts that gave the Scientologist the honor, or maybe he made them an offer they couldn’t refuse.

Jen’s dad is a Scientologist. Maybe he wanted them to be spiritually guided by old L.Ron mother Hubbard. Tom played it cool when approached to be Godfather, but I hear after they left . . .

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“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” - the Godfather

A Boy and a Girl for Brad & Angelina?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Brad Pitt: Eight is Enough

Although its a magazine never to be completely trusted, In Touch is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins! A boy and a girl. It says that Angie was taking “fertility treatments” to get preggers. Thats how so many celebs lately have been having twins! J-Lo just had a pair. If the Brangelina story is true that will make them a family of eight; three boys and three girls. Their the modern day Brady Bunch! But is eight enough? Three years ago Brad Pitt had no children, now he has half a little-league team! Who knew Brad Pitt was the next Dick Van Patten?

Pitt is the new Patten!