Verne, Lies, and Videotape
Saturday, June 28th, 2008
Verne(Mini-Me) Troyer, is suing gossip website TMZ for publishing and airing a part of his “stolen” sex tape that surfaced last week. For a little man, he’s asking for a lot of money-$20 MILLION DOLLARS! Also named in the lawsuit is Kevin Blatt, who leaked Paris Hilton’s, ‘One Night in Paris’ sex tape.
Verne, or as I like to call him, iPod-Nano, should be more embarrassed about ‘The Love Guru‘; his sex tape, I’m sure, is getting better reviews. The whole creepy video is probably over in a minute anyway- the guy is only like a foot tall, . . . I’m just doing the math.
The only thing I’m curious to see, is if Verne has Xavier Roberts scrawled across his rear-end?
But, with the revelation of Verns video-voyeurism, Mini-Me is turning into a Garbage Pail Kid!
