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Heather Mills : Waterboarder

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Heather Mills: water boarder

In a move the Bush administration would approve,  Heather Mills poured a glass of water over the head of Ex husband Paul McCartney’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton after hearing the divorce settlement was far less than what she had wanted. Heather was led out of the court after the incident and told reporters on the steps outside that Fiona had been “baptised in court.”

Fiona Shackleton

Heather is really looking like an immature brat. The reason for the dousing she said was because Paul’s lawyer had called her “many, many, many names”, sounds like someone got their knickers in a bunch!

Even her father is embarrassed by her actions saying ”She has done very well representing herself in court. The settlement is a good one. What she was demanding was ridiculous. She should be set for life.”

I’m sure the U.S. Defense Department is very interested in Heather Mills. They could use an experienced waterboarder like her in Guantanamo! To view the court sketches of Water-Gate 2.o click here!